#oh but the talia/Bruce thing would have to happen before Yrz and Bruce make it oficial though

[vroomian]

Oh my god Yrz/Bruce Wayne!!!

Okay it starts with Yrz being reborn in Gotham still poor as dirt, but realizing that It’s Gotham, Yrz does what he does best: grind. He learns to fight and hack and launches a Very Very Successful author career (mostly by ripping of hits from his past life, because morals are for suckers. What like jkr is gonna cross dimensions and sue him for making Harry Potter not antisememetic and white as fuck and including more LGBTQIA characters? (Get fucked Joanne :)))

(Also Yrz probably does some magic research because he just finds that shit cool)

By the time he’s seventeen Yrz is well on his way to being a multi millionaire with a strangle hold on popular culture (like he’d stick to just books ha ha. Yrz Has No Chill) just from mining his past life lol. That means being invited to Rich Person Parties, and inevitably meeting Bruce Wayne face to face.

And what face it is!

Bruce Wayne is canonicaly hot as hell and Yrz has never minded a fling. The two of them have a occasional sex thing (Bruce Wayne: am I not….completely straight????) (Yrz has no idea he’s caused a sexuality crisis in Batman of all people lol). I’m thinking that Bruce is like 7-10 years older than Yrz here because that’s funnier to me personally. This fling goes on for years, until Bruce adopts his first child and somehow Yrz gets tangled up in that mess.

And then the Feelings start catching up!!!

#my eyes have been opened #the shenanigans possible!!! #okay this is a way better idea than Yrz being adopted!!! #Bruce Wayne’s weirdly Scary and Competent Author Boyfriend is so much funnier than anything else #Yrz never wanted to be a father but after he catches feelings for Bruce Wayne: Serial Adopter he will sigh and learn #me @ the bat kids: get parented you little gremlins!!! #Yrz would be a fantastic father because he’d put his whole will behind it! and that’s a lot of will! #oh but the talia/Bruce thing would have to happen before Yrz and Bruce make it oficial though #bad idea tag #bat idea tag even lol #batdad au #or dadliest catch au 😂