#oh and spoiler for my regular wittebro headcanons but Philip and Caleb are in fact halfbrothers and their dad only rlly loved Caleb

[weaselbeaselpants]

I have so much au stuff about Evelyn and her pet Wittebros but they're all fluffy inconsecuencial bs. Mostly about Evelyn and Caleb's daughter being evil, altEvelyn being horny, altCaleb having a mustache and Philip doing everything cool but off screen and having a billion sugar mamas/daddies he reports back to or betrays on a regular basis.

that and alt!Philip discovering the real reason he never met his mother and becoming disillusioned w humanity because of it while Caleb still very much doesn't know.

#the owl house #the owl house au #toh au #toh evelyn #toh caleb #toh phillip wittebane #toh emperor belos #oh and spoiler for my regular wittebro headcanons but Philip and Caleb are in fact halfbrothers and their dad only rlly loved Caleb #...I'll let you draw you own conclusions as to why (besides Philip's mom being killed as soon as he was born)