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Something from today #101 - #150

Something from today #150 -Walking around a park and I noticed a kid scores a goal- Kid: *looks at me* I scored! Me: Awwww yeah we got the next Ronaldo up in here

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Something from today #149 Sister: Can I have some tic-tacs? Me: Sure *Hands her a full box* -50 seconds later- Sister: *Hands me it back* Here you go Me: *notices it’s empty* -_- SIster: :D

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Something from today #148 Brother: When did you start your holidays? Me: About a week ago *starts dancing* Brother: …

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Something from today #147 Mum: Talking to my sister saying she can come and hang out in my room 2 rooms away* Me: Aww hell naw! *runs to barricade the door* Mum: How did you know? *trying to push open the door*

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Something from today #146 Friend: I am so done, I’m out of this group Me: Okay Friend: Don’t you care I’m leaving Me: I do care… that you leave immediately

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Something from today #145 Brother: I don’t give a damn Me: Alright then I’m going to take a warhead Brother: What did I say? Me: I don’t give a damn which is what I’m doing right now

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Something from today #144 Me: Help me find my headphones Brother: Nope Me: Remember when I found your laptop? Brother: When? Me: 2 weeks ago, when I misplaced it and forgot it Brother: You hiding my laptop and forgeting doesn’t count Me: Yes it does

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Something from today #143 Brother: Let’s go out to eat Me: Nah, I’m sleepy *pretends to sleep* Brother: You’re so shifty Me: Then call me sand

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Something from today #142 Brother: Here is 20 cents Me: I don’t want it Brother: And I don’t care *sticks out his hand* Me: Take it! *Throws it directly into his fingertips* Brother: Ouch! *walks out* Me: Brother: *Sticks hand back in to flip me off*

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Something from today #141 Brother: He reminds me of that one actor Me: Who? Brother: David Bumberpatch?

*My 2 brothers are throwing insults at each other* Brother: You stupid Brother 2: You suck *Brother’s phone gets a message notification* Brother: Can you check it? Brother 2: Sure Brother: Who sent it? Brother 2: Your girlfriend Brother: What she say? Brother 2: You ugly as hell

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Something from today #140 Friend: I forgot to do my work Me: *Starts looking around* Friend: Are you seriously going to do th- Me: I’m so sorry, I can’t find the damn I was suppose to give

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Something from today #139 Me: Hey RZ? RZ: Yeah? Me: I was watching Northernlion playing the Binding of Isaac as the Lost and I must say… I’m at a lost for words RZ: What?… Oh wait Me and RZ: Aeeeeeeee

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Something from today #138 Me: Where were you? Brother: Outside, excersizing Me: Want to play LBP? Brother: Ohhh I’m suddenly sick, eck Me: -_-

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Something from today #137 Friend: So… what do you think of this game? Me: *gives a detailed explanation* But hey, that’s just a theory Me and friend: A game theory!

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Something from today #136 Teacher: Mind helping me move some stuff? Me: Sure, what is it? Teacher: The Sport Department got some new gear and I need help counting it Me: Alright Teacher: Alright, first the water bottles, hey, this ones got your name on it Me: How odd *takes it and discretely hides it*

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Something from today #135 Me: Annnnnd done Friend: What time is it? Me: 2:50… we just wasted an hour doing 1 task

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Something from today #134 *Me and my friends talking about a group project) Friend: I don’t like that idea Me: So? Friend: I want to pass Me: Yeah you can, you can pass through that door and leave

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Something from today #133 Me: Guys, we should go out Friends: Yeah! *Walks outside* Me: This is so- MY F*CKING EYES, damn man that sh!t is so bright! Friend: These graphics suck

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Something from today #132 Me: Anyway, the Wendigo Friend: It’s pronnounced Wendigo Me: … anyway the chupacabra

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Something from today #131 *Me and my brother playing Beyond: Two Souls* Nathan: We don’t know what lies beyond Me: Two souls Brother: Hehe, nice one

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Something from today #130 Friend: What does it mean to choose Design Elements from? Me: *Points on the paper where it is in extremely obvious spot* Friend: I’m an idiot Me: No you’re not… you’re a moron :) Friend: Thanks :D

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Something from today #129 *Me and my friends have a deal. Friend 1 can’t say Deez Nutz and Friend 2 can’t say Mate or Trust me and I can’t swear. If any of us do we get

punched in the arm* Me: Where is the Grand Canyon located? Friend 1: Deez Nutz Friend 2: *Punches him* sorry mate Me: *Punches Friend 2* You said mate Friend 2: Damn! Me: :D

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Something from today #128 Friend: Oh don’t get to upset Me: I can’t help it, I’m very emotional. One time I hit my hand on a tree and I apologized to the tree

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Something from today #127 Friend: I watched the Harry Potter film Me: Which one? Friend: The last one Other friend: Which one? Friend: -_- Me and other friend: *fist bump*

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Something from today #126 *Friend makes an epic comeback to my friend* Me: *Touching the burnt friend* Ouch man, that burn is still hot!

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Something from today #125 Me: Man, it’s raining badly, almost Heavy Rain Friend: Yeah Me: *Makes the you know what I mean face* Friends girlfriend: I don’t get it… Oh wait Heavy Rain Me: Yeah I- Friends girlfriend: The one that takes place in Spring :D Me: …

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Something from today #124 Me: So speaking of slowly destroying things, how is your Movie Project coming along? Friend: Hehe

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Something from today #123 (Woo) Me: My friend could rock a sweater Friend: No he couldn’t Me: He is wearing one right now Friend: That’s a jumper Me: Hey, is a sweater and jumper the same thing? Him: Yeah Me: Ohhh burn!

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Something from today #122 Just realized I forgot yesterday… my bad Me: Where is the Great Pyramid located? Friend: Australia Me and my other friend: …

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Something from today #121 *Me and my friend watching Until Dawn* Emily: Understand the palm of my hand b*tch! *Slaps Ashley* Me and my friend: Awwwwwwwww sh!t!

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Something from today #120 Friend: Our friend is always late Me: He is so late, he’d be early for tomorrow Friend and me: Aeeeeeee

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Something from today #119 Brother: Where is my mouse? Me: Found it Brother: Why was it doing there? Me: I moved it to make room for my laptop Brother: -_- Me: You’re welco Brother: Screw you

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Something from today #118 Me: What did you say during your interview? Friend: I said in my spare time I enjoy playing Chess and reading science books Me: Bull f*cking sh!t, you’re the king of bullsh!t! *Me and friend start laughing*

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Something from today #117 Mum: And leave your door open Brother: Okay mum, for the millionth time, we won’t forget Me: Wait! Brother: What? Me: You almost closed the door Brother: …

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Something from today #116 Friend: What interest you? Me: I get distracted by almost anything… Oh look a tree!

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Something from today #115 Friend: Why is your bag so heavy? Me: I carry my ego Friend: … Nice one

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Something from today #114 Me: I have one question Friend: Yes? Me: Can you not p!ss me off?

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Something from today #113 *Me and my friends got permission to use a room to do some filming for school* Another group of friends: Mrs can we… Me: Oh yeah sorry bout that *holds up teachers note* Another group of friends: Oh… Me: *In my head* Get rekt

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Something from today #112 *My friends balloon flies away* Me: Leave it, we’ll grab it *A pop sounds occurs* Me: Nevermind

People: This gate is locked *Tries their hardest* Me: *Walks and simply opens it* People: Oh my god!

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Something from today #111 Friend: I got exited Me: Why? Friend: Because I wasn’t doing any work *Another guy enters and talks to friend* Guy and friend: *Start speaking Arabic* Friend: *Turns back to me* To contarary belief, I was doing my work Guy and friend: *Continue talkng in Arabic*

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Something from today #110 Friend: I don’t like puns

-1 Year Later-

Other friend: Uno what time it is *We’re playing Uno* Friend: Aeeeee *Does the Fonz* Friend and Other friend: *Both look at me* Me: -_- *walks off*

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Something from today #109 Me: Okay sis, when we go into his room, we’ll both say You Stink! *Me and my sister bust in* Me and my sis: You Stink! Brother: Really? Her? That’s dog Me and my sis: *fist bump*

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Something from today #108 *In class, teachers talking about the car Beatle* Me: What’s your favourite Beatle Teacher: John Lenon… Ahhh I see, clever Me: Hehe

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Something from today #107 Brother: Yo mama fat! Me: No she isn’t. Mum are you fat? Mum: Yo mama fat! Me and my brother: …

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Something from today #106 Me: I got one question Friend: Yeah? Me: Why do you always wear your beanie? Friend: *Walking away* Shhhhhhhhhhh

-Later-

*I’m walking, total oblivious* Friend: *Running past me* it’s BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE my hair….

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Something from today #105 *My friend’s nickname is Oreo* Me: Hey Oreo, want an oreo? Friend: HAHAHAHAHA! Me: *In my head* My work here is done

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Something from today #104 Friend: First I use Facebook, Email, MySpace, MSN and then can-on-line Me: Well I hand write my letter, hand it to a guy who delivers it on horseback to a mountain goat who gives a signal to an underground village who delivers it to the man Me and Friend: Hahahahaha, hehe, he

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Something from today #103 Brother: Get off the PS3 Me: You ain’t gonna do anything Brother: *Procceds to grab a pillow and bashes my head in* Me: Ow what the hell? I didn’t do anything! Brother: Oh really!?

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Something from today #102 *Little sister is around me* Me: *Gets killed by an enemy in a game* A$$hole Sister: Apshole Me: Oh no…

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Something from today #101 *Me and my friend playing FNAF 4, my friend is wearing the head phones* Me: Okay I’m going to play a sound, is this loud *Plays it at 20* Friend: It’s low Me: Okay *turns it up to 30* Friend: Bit too low Me: *Turns to 35* Friend: Hmm Me: *Up to 90* Friend: *Jumps in shock* F*ck you! Me: :D

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