#ofcryptid

[xamassed]

⟬ meme / @ofcryptid ⟭

[ 📲 sms: ]  this is me asking you out. want to get coffee tomorrow? [ 📲 sms: ]  WRONG NUMBER. OUGH. ( from spencer to mammon )

Another day, another fan. Mammon wasn't half as self-centered and self-appreciating as Asmodeus was, but there were days when his confidence soared sky-high. Demons, spirits and humans alike adored him. They either wanted to be him or be with him, and he wasn't above indulging in his greed for attention.

Except the second his ego swelled, it was promptly popped by the second message. It struck true and fast, the thinnest and sharpest point releasing a whole realm's worth of hot air.

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎[ spencer 💀 ]

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Good luck gettin' someone t'agree! ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎I would'a, but ya went and ruined it. ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Jerk.

He drummed his fingers along the edge of his DDD, eyes narrowed and heart kicking up in place. Mammon knew it would be best if he minded his own business, but he never listened to that little voice of reason in his head.

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎[ spencer 💀 ]

‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Who were you askin' anyway? ‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎Was it one'a my brothers or some no-name demon?

#ofcryptid #ofcryptid ; spencer #「 ( mammon ; ic ) 」 #「 v. ready to face the mammon? ( mammon ; obey me ) 」 #( mammon jealous?? PSH no ) #( maybe ) #( shh )

[celestiiaale]

@ofcryptid said: ❛ i don't know what i expected but it wasn't that. ❜

»» ──────ஓ๑⚚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ … ᴏʜ, ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ. then, if i may ask ... what WERE you expecting? ❞

#i was just thinking about you. >>> 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #dash comm. #ofcryptid #( pleeeEEASEEE KSJDFHSDJ )

[liecoris]

@ofcryptid sent in:

"Are you hurt?"

「Probably, I think I'm still in shock so I don't really feel anything at the moment。」 That being said there was a faint dullness that she felt in her side, but not the familiar ooze of blood from a wound。

「But I've certainly been through worse。。。」

【 ways to respond when someone says ' I'm okay ' 】♡【 accepting 】

#ofcryptid #»» ᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ ꜱʜᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. || 🐍 — main verse. #»» ic asks. || 🦊 — ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ. #»» asks. || 💌 — ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛꜱ.

[elencr]

´ ･ .  ✶ ━━      her mouth opens slightly.  tongue coming to rest at the corner of her lips.  head tilts to the side  ,  blue eyes focused on the misshapen cake that was currently in the front window of the bakery.  she turned to look at spencer and then back at the cake.  a huff pushing out of her nose.  “  god damnit.  ”  spinning on her heel  ,  ellie makes her way back inside the bakery  -  going to the window.  looks like she’s gotta have to make the cake all over again.

╰   ––––––– ✧   @ofcryptid​​   :      asked      ❨      it looks like a huge, misshapen penis.    ❩˙

#ofcryptid #⌜ ANSWERED ⌟ ✦ * · ˚ YOU'VE REACHED THE VOICEMAIL OF ELENORE. #⌜ MAIN VERSE ⌟ ✦ * · ˚ SHE DOESN'T NEED A FLUX CAPACITOR.

[babyegle]

❥𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐋'𝐒      𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆      𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄(₂₀₀₅)     ﹔accepting.

@ofcryptid asked: ❝  don’t  get  alarmed,  i’m  being  followed.  act  normal.  ❞ from spencer.

Despite   their   insistence   on   her   'not'   being   alarmed,   Ashley   still   very   much   was.

"Excuse   me??"   -   her   sudden   rigidness   was   very   'unnatural   ...'   really,   how   did   they   think   she'd   be   okay   with   being   dragged   into   something   like   this?

"W-Who   are   you?   And   ...   WHO   are   the   people   following   you?   -I   don't   understand   -   "

#ofcryptid #. . .˗ˏˋ ࿐ྂ 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 | askbox #confused noises

[pridefallen]

》》 @ofcryptid whispered: ❝ lucifer, what in th' nine hells is goin' on? i thought i was gonna suffocate from mammon bein' all over me when i said i was comin' t' yer office . . . ❞

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ … 𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧. after all , it was only a matter of time ; it seemed as though they were over here at the house of lamentation every other day , so they were bound to get 𝚆𝚁𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝚄𝙿 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙰𝙽𝚂 of his brothers ( even if this time around it wasn't something they had control over ). that familiar rush of idle embarrassment would have washed over him ... had it not been for his emotions having been completely 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 by the hormones that had been coursing through his own body. normally he had control over his reactions , but by the time his own cycle would be nearing its end , his disposition would likely be like that of a 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷 𝙾𝙵 𝙱𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝙵𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 as compared to his general dark and intimidating presence. ❝ ... it seems as though my brothers have entered their heat cycles. i wouldn't worry if i were you. they don't tend to last for more than 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜. you should be safest in the guest room on the first floor , but ... you're more than welcome to spend as much time in my private study or in my room to avoid them. ❞ was he making that offer because his own cycle made him greatly desire them? yes , yes he was.

》》 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐬. ( always accepting )

#i can give you a show of your very own. >>> 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #you want me to praise you for that? >>> 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 #ofcryptid

[pixeldream]

@ofcryptid commented ; i can give you some. :)

༌ ⠀ ݁ ⁎ ⠀ཾ “Hi, yeah— what the actual literal fuck does that mean?”

#ofcryptid #systems online ; in character .

[airxn]

@ofcryptid inquired – ❛ that's it. no more bees. i'm gettin' the spray bottle out — ❜

He's going to scurry to hide behind a bench. " I think that's going to piss them off more—? "

#Airin Response. #Ask. #ofcryptid #( what if we ate them? )

[xamassed]

⟬ @ofcryptid ⟭

❝ i think for everythin' that's been said, i owe ya' these three words finally. mammon, i love you. ❞

He knew he didn't deserve them, and he knew that there were others that believed the same — yet he latched onto those three words like they were his one and only lifeline. On those days when he felt the most worthless, they would be.

It meant they had picked him. Of every demon from the heart of the Devildom to its outermost reaches, he was the one they had fallen for. The moron, the cheapskate, the shameless scammer and money-grubber. They said those words because they meant it, despite all of the poor choices, poor words and stubbornness he had shown since their first encounter.

"Ah, shit." He interrupted himself with a sniffle, but he refused to let himself reveal more than that. No, wait. One more. Sniff. "Why are ya bein' so sweet, huh? Ya ain't gettin' anythin' outta me!"

They would, but what they earned themselves were a pair of hands cupping their pale cheeks. They were pulled in, his forehead bumping against hers. Nose to nose, Mammon stood there with his eyes half-closed and his heart threatening to rip itself free of his chest.

"I love ya too, precious. I know it ain't as cool sayin' it right after ya, but I mean it. Gonna keep meanin' it for a long-ass time too, so ya better real good an' used t'hearin' it."

#ofcryptid #「 ( mammon ; ic ) 」 #「 v. ready to face the mammon? ( mammon ; obey me ) 」 #「 r. kinda wanna be more than friends ( mammon ; spencer ) 」 #( lays face down ) #( I'M FINE )

[celestiiaale]

@ofcryptid whispered: ❛ simeon! our signs are th' same~! ❜

»» ──────ஓ๑♚๑ஓ ────── «« ❝ ᴏʜ, ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ so? ❞ a happy chuckle. while his disposition was much gentler than that of the average positive-energy sign, he did fit many of the characteristics of such, like being independent, loyal, optimistic, and HUMANITARIAN in thinking. ❝ i haven't really met any non-angel aquarians, so this is exciting! i wonder if it could have to do with timing for the other worlds? ❞

#i was just thinking about you. >>> 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #here is a token of my thanks. >>> 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 #ofcryptid

[liecoris]

@ofcryptid sent in:

📜 for spencer!

Mukuro: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Spencer: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

【 incorrect quote generator 】 ♡ 【 accepting 】

#ofcryptid #»» ic asks. || 🦊 — ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ɪᴛ. #»» asks. || 💌 — ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛꜱ. #»» ᴠɪꜱɪᴏɴ ꜱʜᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴘɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ. || 🐍 — main verse.

[politesper]

@ofcryptid​​​​​​​  liked  this  post  for  a  canon  dialogue  starter.

              ‶  whatever  the  case,  it  isn’t  amusing  enough  to  discuss. ″

#〈 ᴠᴇʀsᴇs 〉 : ♙ → 001 ╱ deputy chief◞ esper. #ofcryptid

[clavicula-ovis]

     » » @ofcryptid dares to ask; ❝ 🍛 CURRY AND RICE, 🍸 COCKTAIL GLASS, ☕️ HOT BEVERAGE for lucifer & diavolo! ( spencer in the bg taking notes ) ❞

     From Curious Minds Inquiring

   » What does your [character]'s typical dinner look like? Do they usually eat dinner? — If Lucifer isn't entirely occupied by work, he might remember to get some dinner; it's the meal closest to the end of the day, so it's the hardest to miss for him. When he does have dinner, he tries to balance it as much as he possibly can in terms of food groups — gotta make up for the meals he misses somehow. … But you might catch that he sneaks in some kind of spicy addition here or there often times. He can't help but crave it often.

   » What is your [character]’s favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? — The more vintage the Demonus, the better. He prefers the dry variants the most, but he won't complain if he gets a sweeter one. He's also ended up developing a taste for aged human world whiskey, even if it can't get him drunk at all; he simply finds the complexity of the taste quite delightful.

   » Does your [character] prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? How do they like to take this drink? — Lucifer is someone who will take both coffee and tea... sometimes at the same time. His favourite drink is actually a blend of oolong tea mixed with black, dark-roasted coffee. When he is taking his tea, he prefers black tea that has been brewed to have a strong flavour, but will accept rooibos or oolong teas if they have a stronger body. Lucifer always takes his coffee plain with a darker roast, with nothing else added.

   » What does your [character]'s typical dinner look like? Do they usually eat dinner? — Diavolo's dinners are usually prepared by Barbatos around the same time every day, so he always has something balanced out. If he had a choice though, he'd prefer a dish a bit heavier on the meats and spices, with something fruity to finish it out.

   » What is your [character]’s favorite alcoholic drink, if they can drink? — Discounting the obvious of Demonus, there is a particular brand of Devildom-type rum brewed from nightmare sugarcane known as Kelpie's Secrets he is very fond of, though it's sold exclusively to a select group of nobility on custom order.

   » Does your [character] prefer coffee, tea, hot chocolate, milk, water, or some other drink? How do they like to take this drink? — Tea is his usual go-to; there's so many variants for all sorts of situations, but herbal and green teas are his usual choices — though he is known to enjoy Pu-erh tea from the human world when it comes around. When it comes to other beverages, Diavolo is known to indulge in coffee dressed with shadow bovine's milk and abyssal vanilla creamer topped with fresh-ground magma cinnamon, and when Barbatos isn't looking he'll happily chug down various brands of fruity, bubbly sodas. (Much to his butler's chagrin.)

#🦚 «LUCIFER» ▸▸ Avatar of Pride 𒁍 #👑 «DIAVOLO» ▸▸ Devildom’s Future King 𒁍 #💭 » To Glimpse Within // «Musings & Headcanons» #ofcryptid #💮 » To Answer Your Inquiry... // «Answered Asks» #[ LUCIFER'S IS MOSTLY JUST... CANON STUFF BECAUSE IM LAME IM SORRY ;.; ];

[bitterseadrop-a]

⠀​​​​​​​⠀❛ ... a podcast ? if you're looking for dirt on me, you might as well go into the closest bar and ask the patrons instead of wasting my time. not that it'd help, mind you. ❜

@ofcryptid / sc. ( spencer )

#ofcryptid #/ can work for any verse! just lmk which one u prev #✧ — ⋆ ask no questions & you’ll get no lies ⠀ ࿈ ⠀ 𝗜𝗡.

[pridefallen]

》》 @ofcryptid whispered: “I mean…KIND OF.” ( & are we surprised? no )

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ♚ . *. ⋆ ❝ 𝐨𝐡, 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨? ❞ pride spoke in a low tone , teasing and sensual , as he dared to take spencer's chin in the 𝙲𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙱 and index finger. crimson orbs bore into baby blues ; a 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 that he would not tear his gaze away , a request that they do the same. ❝ ... how cute. just like you. perhaps you'll let me join next time , 𝚑𝚖? ~ ❞

》》 𝐩𝐮𝐭 "𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧…" 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐱 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞.

#i can give you a show of your very own. >>> 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #you want me to praise you for that? >>> 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 #ofcryptid #tw: suggestive #( LAJHDFJKSLDHF L U C I )

[pixeldream]

@ofcryptid sent a message request !

❝ y' wanna th' last words my father said t' me? ❞

༌ ⠀ ݁ ⁎ ⠀ཾ “Hmm… careful son I don’t think the safety’s on?”

#ofcryptid #ggwp ; ask answered . #systems online ; in character . #( CACKLING .)