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[mrsmaybank]

Things JJ Would Comment On Your Insta - JJ x Reader

ahhh imagine jj commenting on ur ig posts.

a/n: jj is sooo funny and joking around 24/7 and some of the comments (you’ll know when u see em) are clearly joking. I LOVE JJ!!!! he is not an asshole and THEREFORE he doesnt make shitty comments. hope u like dis. 

Your Selfies: 

@jjmaybitch commented: new lockscreen who dis

 @jjmaybitch commented: im laying right next to you rn but you are very cute 

@jjmaybitch commented: my little seahorse 

@jjmaybitch commented: nice mouth 

@jjmaybitch commented: baeby 

@jjmaybitch commented: mommy

@jjmaybitch commented: cute ass bitch 

Bikini/Boat/Beach Pics:

@jjmaybitch commented: MY ass

@jjmaybitch commented: holy fuck 

@jjmaybitch commented: gulp 

@jjmaybitch commented: fffffffuuuuucckk

@jjmaybitch commented: das my girl 

@jjmaybitch commented: i took this 

@jjmaybitch commented: 3 minutes before i threw u in the water 

@jjmaybitch commented: damn my baby momma so fine 

@thepope3141 replied: you guys don’t have a baby???? 

@jjmaybitch replied: @y/n you didn’t tell him? 

@y/n replied: pope call me i gotta tell u sum 

You+Him: 

@jjmaybitch commented: damn our babies gonna be fye 

@jjmaybitch commented: me n u>kim n kanye 

@jjmaybitch commented: we were so high i don't remember this 

@jjmaybitch commented: our kids are lucky 

@jjmaybitch commented: i was gonna comment how pretty u r n then i fucking noticed im in it 2

Just Him:

@jjmaybitch commented: i'm so sexy 

@jjmaybitch commented: im so gorgeous wow  

@jjmaybitch commented: i am irresistible 

@jjmaybitch commented: handsome young man 

You+Kie 

@jjmaybitch commented: bitchy and bitchier 

@jjmaybitch commented: 2 stupid hoes 

@jjmaybitch commented: i took dis 

@jjmaybitch commented: cake in this picture is immaculate 

@jjmaybitch commented: i waaantt aaa thrreeesoommee 

@kietosh replied: @y/n lets do it but without him 

@y/n replied: omw babygirl 

@jjmaybitch replied: wtf guys :/

@jjmaybitch commented: you both look high as shit 

@jjmaybitch commented: this pic SOUNDS like peter tosh and shit talking 

You + John B 

@jjmaybitch commented: shee wanntt da whole crew SHAWTY BRAVE 

@johnbr03 replied: you have no respect for women 

@jjmaybitch commented: @johnbr03 blocking the view gtfo 

@jjmaybitch commented: baby you’re so pretty @y/n ur ok

 You+Pope: 

@jjmaybitch commented: pope you’re so handsome i love you 

@jjmaybitch commented: @thepope3141 husband material 

@jjmaybitch commented: pope get yo skinny ass out of the way 

@jjmaybitch commented: our son looks great here baby 

You+All The Pogues: 

@jjmaybitch commented: family portrait 

@jjmaybitch commented: we are some sexy mfs 

@jjmaybitch commented: pogues 4L 

@jjmaybitch commented: this pic has 2 braincells and they all belong to pope 

@jjmaybitch commented: everybody looks normal and me n u look so gone 💀

@jjmaybitch commented: kooks got NOTHING on us 

@jjmaybitch commented: i am the sexiest out of everybody NO CAP 

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[mrsmaybank]

Have we as a fandom accepted the fact that in real life, JJ would 100% be a WhiteBoy™️. Like, he is a total fuckboy that a hundred percent strictly listens to rap, and is stupid funny and hot AND radiates Black Air Force Energy. I grew up in the Bronx, and let me tell you we had a name for that breed. WHITE BOY. JJ has the white boy swag I swear.

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