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senseichaos · 3 months

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IMAGINE:

Kyle Broflovski who's obsessed with that bow you wear in your hair. When he first saw you he thanked the gods for giving you such a distinct part of you. Now he can see you for miles.

He's ashamed of this obsession, if he's honest. Not just with the bow but with you. He could not conceal that ethereal feeling he gets whenever you so much as glance at him. Hell, you could never glance at him and he'd still be acting like a blushing bride.

Love me.

Every morning before he left the house he'd fix himself up, putting on a little bit of makeup to get rid of those horrible eyebags and do his hair in such a way you could only see a little of it poke from beneath his green hat.

To you, he didn't want to be that ginger kid that looks at me funny. He wants to be that cute and hot boy that looks good every. Single. Day. He wants you to swoon. He wants you to love him more and more and more.

In truth, he doesn't want to love you. And not in the way that he doesn't like you, no.

When he started to love you it changed him. It started from those odd silences that stan would point out whenever he was around to full arguments as his personality slowly changed to fit you. His friends noticed, his parents noticed. Stan noticed.

Then there's the jealousy. The seething arguments when any of his friends would get close to you, to threatening Stan after he asked you about a question on a worksheet.

It's an agony that Kyle cannot describe. That feeling that you can't let go of something or someone. That feeling of horrible jealousy. That feeling that his friends are against him. Those violent urges against any boy who knows you. And the pure and horrible feeling that came with the fear of being rejected.

Love me.

Every day seems to get worse, and every day he seems to force himself closer to you. It started with talking to your friends, forcing himself to get along with them; then it was starting small talk with you, bouncing off everything you say to seem like you were the same; then full conversations, where he'd let you talk about yourself and only ever talk about himself very vaguely.

Then he confesses his love.

Love me.

You say no.

Love me.

He suddenly doesn't know what to do with himself.

Love me.

He'd make you love him.

Love me.

Part 2 soon!

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north-park · 9 months

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Kyle Tweet of all times

#OBSESSED with this tweet #thankfully i had some good male friends in my life but sometime being a girl really nust just being a kyle in south park #my post #south park #sp #kyle broflovski #he's sooo jesse pinkman coded

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up-side-in-side-out · 7 days

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Please see the vision 😿‼️ Let’s pretend it’s not totally weird that these wild animals are wearing clothes and just enjoy an AU

A continuation of the South Park as animals thing I made the other day

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buttfrovski · 8 months

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what the fuck is wrong with him? 😭😭😭

#i feel like there was an era of south park where the frenemies thing was dialed to 100 #cartman's obsession with torturing kyle spiked #south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski

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flesheatingmoth · 6 months

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jokes on matt and trey, the panderverse is EXACTLY what i wanted

#south park #sp #fanart #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #joining the panderverse #i know the special is probably going to be terrible but i had to draw them #even tho i have ideas on how it could go right (which are probably wrong)#also i cannot believe they canonized lesbian kenny. quite literally made my dream a reality #if i thought i was obsessed with kenny before i had no idea #the trailer singlehandedly dragged me back into south park btw. i was almost out of it but i couldn't resist the yuri

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ourselvers · 1 year

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i’ll never forgive the internet for bringing this show back to me

#god i used to be obsessed #south park #kenny #cartman #stan #kyle #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #tweek tweak #craig tucker #creek sp #creek #my sp art

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0-dear-rose-0 · 10 months

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#ok i might be a little obsessed i cant draw anyone else #south park #roseart #kenny mccormick #kyle broflovski #sp k2 #princess kenny #high jew elf king kyle #stick of truth #sot #karen mccormick #baby karen and baby kenny teehe #i did like the dress she had in the first ep of the black friday trilogy #watching video essays while doodling is great did this all in an hour #which might not be too impressive but im fucking slow

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suushy1 · 9 months

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#my art #south park #sp style #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #south park fanart #i’ve obsessed with drawing shoes lately

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caughtonwebcam · 2 months

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Kyman doodle?

I really don’t love kyman but art block is kicking my ass so I took a few creative liberties lol

#sorry if this isn’t what u were expecting/wanted 😭#this isn’t hating on kyman i just thought this was funny #the only way I see kyman working personally is if it played off Cartman’s already weird obsession with kyle #south park #south park fanart #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #doodle #sketch #Procreate #dreamy gothics #My art #kyman #cartman x kyle #art request

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orangebeetles · 10 months

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druid kyle druid kyle druid kyle. shoutout to my boyfriend for listening to me explain why stick of truth kyle would definitely be a druid bc they never explicitly state what class he is in the same way we know stan is a ranger and butters is a paladin. i see a lot of people drawing kyle as a fox and i love red foxes so that would be one of his fav wild shape forms for sure… also the bird is a red kite (i am hilarious). i also gave him a staff in a similar shape to his golf club but that was just kind of thrown in there

#kyle broflovski #south park #south park kyle #sp kyle #sp tsot #south park tsot #tsot #the stick of truth #stick of truth #high elf king kyle #do you guys get it he turns into a red kite #hahaha #like the human kite #so funny #i think it does make a lot of sense tho i mean he could definitely be a bird of prey #im actually obsessed with like wildlife and animals so this was very self indulgent

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thatsmyassbrostop · 1 year

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#south park #sp style #sp stolkien #stolkien #style #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #tolkien black #stolkyle #lol stan is a greasy white boi who falls in love with textured hair like a cat to catnip #Tolkien and Kyle both tolerate it because Stan gives a damn good head scratch #but he's obsessed #thatsmyartbrostop

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ihatethiswebsite77 · 11 months

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I find it so amusing when people say that they get one sided Kyman, because Cartman's hatred of Kyle comes off as an obsession with Kyle and is obvious to anyone watching the show, but that they can never see Kyle reciprocating because he hates Cartman..

And the reason I find this so amusing is that if you watch the show, you should see that Kyle is just as obsessed with Cartman in his own special way. His utter inability to disengage with Cartman on a regular basis even when everyone else does being a prime example of this. But people always ignore this aspect of their dynamic and it's such a shame because it's litteraly so important. I mean the prime reason Cartman is so upset when Kyle leaves for San Francisco is because there's really no one who is going to engage and argue against Cartman's bs. Their obsession stems from the fact that they both provide what the other seeks.

Cartman craves attention, and Kyle craves to be validated in his self righteousness.

#it's a mutual obsession you see #if it wasn't there'd be no comedy to it #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kyman #sp kyman

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hatsunevitu · 11 months

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“kyman is a one sided pairing, kyle is not interested in cartman at all” KYLE JUMPED OFF THE ROOF AND WENT INTO A COMA JUST TO PROVE CARTMAN IS WRONG.

#if it isnt obsession then what is that #its from s8e13 (cartmans incredible gift)#i just rewatched this episode and i cried because of kyman dynamic there #I KNOW THE CONTEXT OF THE EPISODE BUT PLSS KYLE BROFLOVSKI IS JUST AS OBSESSED W/ CARTMAN AS CARTMAN IS W/ HIM #i actually wanted to make a goddamn compilation of moments where kyle is being obsessed w/ cartman and not vica versa #because people sometimes forget that their rivalry wouldnt work if it was unmutual #also come on theres a fucking s20 #south park #sp #kyman #eric cartman #sp kyman #kyle x cartman #kyle broflovski #cartman x kyle #sp kyle

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bloogers-boogers · 9 months

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