#npss

[lunarriviera]

i keep thinking about this part in sha hai, when wu xie explains the problem of the wang clan to the aluminum trio metaphorically:

kill the thousand people. that li cu knows this, but is reluctant to give it as the answer, is another thing among many that marks him out as the rightful wu family heir. to know that violence is the answer, but to find it detestable—this has been wu xie's problem all along ("it's a practical problem"), during the ten years, and why he has to make himself into someone he hates. he's not the first soldier to have to do this during wartime, of course. the answer to his problem isn't simple, and it isn't easy. but it's the only answer.

kill the thousand people.

#sha hai #tomb of the sea #sand sea #li cu #wu xie #dmbj #npss #dmbj meta

[onmyo-jin]

DMBJ AU fic meme

Recently I keep looking at my wips and thinking meh so I've decided to follow @lunarriviera 's amazing fic meme idea because it seems like a lot of fun (also you should totally go and read their ficlets while you're at it, they're amazing!)

So: send me an ask with a pairing and an AU, and I'll write you a short ficlet!

Caveats: I intend to stick to tumblr's guidelines for this one at least so assume AO3 max rating T, or fade-to-black for anything more. Likewise, if there is something you would like me not to add to an AU (e.g. gen only, no character X, etc) feel free to say so. I love AUs, the bigger the better, so go wild ^^

Send me an ask with a pairing and an AU and I'll write you a ficlet!

#dmbj #daomu biji #grave robber's notes #jin writes #npss #daomubiji #au fic meme

[intheyellowandgreen]

you take piao piao away from my pangzi?

jail for NPSS

jail for 1000  years!!!

#npss #dmbj #pangzi #piao piao #pangpiao #wang pangzi

[berryholy]

Npss may be a hack but he did give us that hand-over-hand-over-mouth scene in the heihua movie and for that alone I'll walk over broken glass for that ho

#npss #hes so real sometimes #i still cant believe we got that scene

[thatlittlemouse]

"Can you imagine? One day you suddenly wake up in a cave and look around without knowing anything, but you already have a responsibility that you must shoulder. You have no right to see the scenery along the way, and you can’t enjoy your friends and lovers. The moment you regain consciousness, all the beautiful things in your life have no meaning to you.

Zhang Qiling is carrying his own destiny in silence." (DMBJ Volume 8, Postcript)

#dmbj #daomu biji #zhang qiling #ultimate note #the lost tomb 2 is in there cheng yi sneak #mything #happy birthday month xiaoge :D #something depressing in true npss style

[shentunans]

The Iron Triangle Returns: Conjuring Curse [Lost Tomb Webmovie 2023]

#dmbj cast #dmbj #wuxie #zhang qiling #wang pangzi #介子鬼城 #this was under the radar #jing yan jun #chen ye sheng #is npss just going to subtly make web films now because I’m down for that #my gifs #what do you mean Xie YuChen is calling in the end credits scenes 👀 what do you mean xiao Hua I need more xiao hua #stand by for the queue #conjuring curse #the lost tomb #the quality e.e

[psychic-waffles]

kansang with baby 🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭

npss saw us all lose our minds over those waerchang babysitting vlogs a few years back and had the biggest brained idea

#i'm literally inconsolable right now #藏海花之幽谷谜巢 #dmbj #waer #liu chang #kudousi jiang ainiwaer #npss i owe you my entire life i'll never say a bad word about plotholes again

[lautakwah]

the thing about dmbj is that npss is a misogynist AND aware he has a lot of readers who like BL/danmei so he deliberately writes in bait and homoerotic fanservice while also not properly writing any of the female characters. which, like, is literally not that much different from actual danmei works when you're only aware of the on-screen adaptations 💀

#ling.txt #dmbj #npss is so fucking funny for knowing abt pingxie (and most other ships im p sure) and just running with it #''im straight but 20 bucks is 20 bucks'' mentality except it's his characters being gay and he gets money frm readers/viewers LOL

[katamaricule]

I ... don't think Xiao Ge understood the assignment.

#dmbj #lost tomb memes #now it is at this point you may be asking yourself #does the woman who created this know what a lesbian is? #despite being a lesbian herself? #and the answer my friends is #no #I am a militant lesbian agnostic #I don't know what one is and neither do you #and absolutely neither does NPSS

[lunarriviera]

emerging briefly from hiatus in order to shitpost, please share and enjoy! as the irritating drinks machine says in hitchhiker's guide (with humble thanks to @elenothar for diversifying this reboot-centric attempt)

#dmbj #tltr #npss #dmbj bingo card #dmbj bingo

[su-gege]

So Ji Chen and Ji Xiaobing actually had dinner with NPSS yesterday, which was NPSS's birthday! Now I'm convinced Hua Ye Qian Xing is happening and we'll be seeing more of this heihua duo in other Daomu Biji Chongqi adaptations 😊🥳

Also, 启子's douyin featuring the movie's easter egg today couldn't be more timely 😎

#heihua #ji xiaobing #ji chen #daomu biji #npss

[taomubiji]

Author Celebrates Xiao Hua's Birthday

NPSS (author of the novels) celebrated Xiao Hua's birthday on October 3. (I'm pretty sure this is the first year he has posted about it on his Weibo)

#dmbj #daomu biji #npss weibo #the auto translation is not quite right #i remember looking for posts of npss celebrating the day to get a source #couldn't find any back then so i think this is the first one #cant double check bc theyre all deleted now #ill probably post more npss weibo stuff so that there's a trail

[difeisheng]

never forget that pangzi said sex worker rights in book canon thank you and goodnight

Restart, Chapter 125 (Merebear translation)

#sorry pangzi is literally the most marryable character in here and npss said that himself #dmbj #wang pangzi #dmbj novels #wu xie #ashton originals

[intheyellowandgreen]

as a pangpiao shipper, i have to say this: NPSS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

#npss #dmbj #pangzi #piao piao #pangpiao

[berryholy]

i love how NPSS is a total fucking hack BUT ALSO lowkey the realest motherfucker in the game, truly an inspiration to writers everywhere bless his heart

#the real shang qinghua fr fr #npss

[thatlittlemouse]

finished dmbj vol 8. have depression

#augh my stomach hurts #reading dmbj #i know i have npss's 🔪 🔪 postscript character commentary to look forward to