#now to work on fnaf oc bee dilf-

[gessshoku]

*Me, sees the bug on my ceiling and proceeds to spend 10-15 minutes figuring out how to kill it because I’m afraid but also tired and determined enough to not let it deter m. But most importantly I am too short to reach the ceiling even with my trusty croc to make it a one shot kill*

*proceeds to talk to the NOW FUCKING FLYING BUG, has a mini panic attack, calms down to kill it, bitch keeps flying in place, bitch calms down and stays still, me realizing it isn’t a roach and calms down- still no mercy*

*Me, lures the buy onto a flat surface and realizes it’s a chill dude… smooshes it with zero mercy and apologizes to the bug because it wasn’t a vermin just a little guy. However you enter my room, at night, and you fly? I’m sorry you have to go-*

*Finally me, looks outside to see the clear pretty pink and baby blue sky and not the dark blue and black sky I saw 20 minutes ago. Fuck, I’ve darn done it again, I forgot to sleep-*

#i am forgetting to be a normal human being- #is it normal to constantly forget to eat and sleep? #dinkin oiter is no problem because the word oiter is constantly on my mind and that’s the only reason why I haven’t forgot it #the new songs I added to my playlist is keeping me going tho #I’m not even tired but hungry #at least I finished my gift for my beloved <3 #also rip Jimmy #I’m naming the flying bug jimmy #they were rlly cool and kinda cute #they were rlly smol and rlly chill I feel bad for killing them #but rules are rules and it was f l y i n g so self-defense #gess box of cookies #now to work on fnaf oc bee dilf-