#not tagging this for the fandom 'cause even star wards doesn't deserve this kind of au

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Ridiculous part of my brain that woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: -- it’s just that even if you’re doing a Coffee Shop au, while you want the ACTUAL bits of food service to happen there’s a lot of boring shit you don’t need to cover. Like the health inspector. You don’t need to write a scene with a health inspector.

Incorrigible part of my brain hardwired to be the younger sibling that Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Unless it’s funny.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: Pfft. What, is this a romance AU too?

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Sure! Speedrun enemies to lovers, one member of the pair’s the health inspector and the other works at a place they hate.

Common sense: I cannot imagine any circumstances in which a health inspector would find ANYONE working at a nasty, sus location to be interesting. I may be ace, but NO ONE is that hot.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Jesse/Maul. Maul has to live on premises because Palpatine, hates working there, but Jesse is Pretty.

Common sense: .... @aces-to-apples will physically manifest through the screen to murder us DEAD, and I cannot blame them.

Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Yeah, but it’d be funny for at least a good thirty seconds.

woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: ....MAYBE, but let’s just put it on the tumbls and make it someone else’s problem.

#fic ideas #today i will cause problems on purpose #not tagging this for the fandom 'cause even star wards doesn't deserve this kind of au #aces-to-apples #will get it inflicted though #because it is stupid o'clock and at least part of my brain is certain it is funny #sorry not sorry #kinda sorry