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norcumii · 10 months
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Ridiculous part of my brain that woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: -- it’s just that even if you’re doing a Coffee Shop au, while you want the ACTUAL bits of food service to happen there’s a lot of boring shit you don’t need to cover. Like the health inspector. You don’t need to write a scene with a health inspector.
Incorrigible part of my brain hardwired to be the younger sibling that Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Unless it’s funny.
woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: Pfft. What, is this a romance AU too?
Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Sure! Speedrun enemies to lovers, one member of the pair’s the health inspector and the other works at a place they hate.
Common sense: I cannot imagine any circumstances in which a health inspector would find ANYONE working at a nasty, sus location to be interesting. I may be ace, but NO ONE is that hot.
Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Jesse/Maul. Maul has to live on premises because Palpatine, hates working there, but Jesse is Pretty.
Common sense: .... @aces-to-apples will physically manifest through the screen to murder us DEAD, and I cannot blame them.
Will Cause Problems On Purpose: Yeah, but it’d be funny for at least a good thirty seconds.
woke up and won’t go back to sleep yet: ....MAYBE, but let’s just put it on the tumbls and make it someone else’s problem.
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that-gay-jedi · 6 months
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For the star wars asks: 25?
25: which character do you have a love/hate relationship with?
All of them 🤣
Anakin is so blorby but there's that whole killing kids thing.
Obi-Wan is everyone's fave but is also the most annoying person in the history of the universe.
Ahsoka is so shaped but if I had to train her I would lose my shit.
Luke is adorbs but if he was someone in your life you'd want to strangle some self-preservation into him.
Okay I can't think of anything to hate abt any of my fave clones so they get a pass.
I would be friends with like half the Jedi but if they were my coworkers I would quit IMMEDIATELY.
Bail and Padme and their Politicians Who Don't Just Suck crew mean everything but oh the headaches.
Leia is so brave and sweet but is also every reason why I don't want to be a parent lmao.
Every piece of Star Wars media has to contain at least 3 criminals with a heart of gold and I love love love them all but oh my god. Can you imagine asking Haja to do the dishes? Working for Hondo would have turned me into an authcom. If someone I loved was gonna marry Han I'd put him back in carbonite so they couldn't.
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suzukiblu · 2 years
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Star Wars comms for @aces-to-apples, @amillionstarsandyouchoosethisone, and @beckyh2112.
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trudemaethien · 9 months
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how dare u
😂😂😘
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For the "Let's Get ((REAL)) fic writer asks": 💋?
💋when you leave comments on a fic, do you want to hear back from the writer?
It will sound weird but I honestly don't care that much? Not in a way that I dislike the replies or something but personally I think a comment is a perfectly sound end of the interaction. It's more of my reaction to the work, the work is the first line of dialogue, the comment is a reply to that, and it's fine if that's all there is.
Sure, some comments are more thought-through and detailed and it's nice to receive some answers. But at the same time, plenty of my comments are just awkward happy noises and I'm okay with it being ignored. Also, as an author, I often don't know what to reply and/or forget to reply and then feel guilty about it.
I think I dislike the idea of authors feeling obligated to reply. But I'm happy to see what they have to say if they want to reply. The ball is in their court, I'm fine either way. :)
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alexseanchai · 9 months
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image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled "Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!", with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled "Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!", doing the same thing with the ace flag.
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greentea-and-cookies · 2 months
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Gasp! 🍿🫢
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madamtrashbat · 9 months
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twistedappletree · 1 month
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patchyegg87 · 1 year
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Un-Twists Your Wonderland - (Cursed) First Years
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Bonus:
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More of the Cursed AU: Here & here.
Art Masterlist
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stupidapple4 · 9 months
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glad to see hes still as cringefail as ever
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norcumii · 7 months
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(re: this post)
*BEAMS at @isisthesphinx*
That is ENTIRELY @aces-to-apples' fault. Or at least 90%.
Once upon a time, they wrote an AMAZING post wherein Johnny Storm from the 2015 Fantastic Four movie was actually an adopted Erik Stevens, aka Killmonger, since they're played by the same actor.
I adore this idea more than you can imagine, even though I finally watched the 2015 Fantastic Four movie and spent a lot of the time screeching at the screen in anger/frustration. The Fantastic Four are campy, not grimdark. Stop that nonsense immediately. Also the writing needed ten times better pacing but I can be fussy about that.
I also had a realization at one point that the Fantastic Four are the classic four elements of earth, air, fire, and water. Stupid jokes were made about the Avatar.
Then my brain took three steps to the left and went "If anyone needs a life-changing field trip with Zuko, it's ABSOLUTELY Killmonger. He could do with being a little less murdery."
So imagine, if you will, a Firelord Zuko following an old ritual appeal to chat with a 'fire spirit' - Toph is accompanying him because dammit, ONE DAY she will get her life-changing field trip with Zuko, ONE DAY!!!! - but the guy who shows up isn't the Human Torch.
A pre-Black Panther Erik Stevens, aka Killmonger, does not know where he is or what the HELL is going on, but An Interesting Time Will Be Had By All. XD
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that-gay-jedi · 1 year
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Lavender
Oh my gods. Oh. Oh my dear belovedly sweet tumblr mutual who can now summon me in boss fights. You compliment my vibes? You like my energy? Imagine me flopping over onto a Victorian fainting couch rapidly fanning myself to stay conscious. 💝🌟💖
Purple I say, purple and grey!
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appleciderwally · 29 days
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A little guy! Sorry for not posting much on him, I don't really have any ideas to post. But feel free to ask any questions or give ideas!!
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trudemaethien · 1 year
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Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game: "trick"?
Oooo, you were very nearly out of luck! But I found one single mention in a very, very old WIP that I probably won’t ever complete writing:
The bound and kneeling man’s face, an older, scarred version of what they saw when they looked at each other, crumpled minutely, an agonized twitch. None of the trainers noticed, but Alphas knew their own face and all its tells. There was something on the ship that he didn’t want to be found.
The Alphas did not say a word, stacking on each other and sweeping in like they always drilled. As they rounded the corner, Alpha Leader signed quickly with his hand held low. He’d spotted the man’s precious cargo. *priority objective classified* pause *search locate classified* pause *tyrannus capture negative, declarative*
It was a nat-born cadet, about second growth cycle, hiding in a cupboard. If the creepy Lord did not have his creepy powers, it would have been an excellent hiding spot.
Alpha Second dropped out of the clearing formation and tried to relay the hiding trick they had figured out, as fast as he could talk. “Time to play a pretend game: you’re a little animal, no words! just want warm, want food, fear large things, want food, want safety. Can you try?”
The ad squinted at him.
“There’s a bad guy coming who will know where you are if your mind feels like a person-mind, thinking person-things; so you have to hide your thoughts with a pretend-to-be-an-animal game.”
The kid’s eyes blew wide. “Buir said hide in here.”
“Yeah, in there and in your mind, you gotta try, please! We’ll come get you when the bad guy is gone. As long as you can hide from him, you will be okay, I promise, but you have to start NOW, okay? Hey, it’s gonna be fine. It’s a pretending game and you’re going to win it.”
The kid nodded and Alpha Second joined the tail end of the clearing squad on their way out.
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khytal · 1 year
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you didn’t ask for this
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