#no one but godfrey the chaos duck apparently

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Soooo... There was a bit of a change of plans regarding The Book.

My copy actually arrived in the mail TODAY and it is IN MY HOUSE.

We did a coin toss. Tails meant I got to open it today, heads meant I had to wait till Christmas.

The coin came up heads (because of course it did)

I did, however, write a poem about it. (Under the cut!)

Time ticks by, ever so slowly The knowledge of your presence Mocks me Not knowing would be so wonderful Ignorance truly is bliss.

You sit in your box As I count down weeks, days Until finally I may lift you from your cardboard prison And enjoy you as you are meant to be enjoyed.

Then, and only then Will knowing you are here no longer hurt me For you will truly be here Not merely present But mine At long last.

I have a flair for the dramatic, ok?!

#the chaos duck has spoken #ducktales art book #i gotta wait for it #who gets stuck with all the bad luck? #no one but godfrey the chaos duck apparently #but anyway yeah