#neighbour: could you please move your bins? Daniel: *housewife voice* Honey the dinner is ready!

[iwtv-az-hours]

I'm still not over this

you move into a neighbourhood, you kindly go to see the grandpa living next to you

he opens the door with "So what do you think about vampires???"

because he f*cks 500yo unholy twinks

and needs to assess if you can stay in the neighbourhood or if you're a home delivery dinner

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #devil's minion #armandaniel #armand #choose your words wisely you sentient chicken nugget #what's worse - a quick dæth or having to live next to this lot #neighbour: could you please move your bins? Daniel: *housewife voice* Honey the dinner is ready!