this movie made me realize I've only ever watched p*rn for the women
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damn dream brain tricked me into thinking I'd done a shitload of just dance recently and was getting fit 🥲
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I'm a little weirdo but that's why you love me, right? Right? Right? Right? Right, right?
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ok I'm normal again it's safe to interact
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born to girl, forced to boss, really
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I want to tell everyone at work to please just leave me the fuck alone and I feel like a powder keg about to explode im so irritable right now
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"𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒂𝒑 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒅?"
"𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒆?"
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I want to spend endless hours on the phone with my inner circle people, fulfill my desire to create endless craft and art pieces I've seen or thought of, learn to bake, and do it often, play games with my gaming buddies, travel to and with my people....and all I have the energy for is changing into something comfy and crying in my bed about it
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