#my types are big strong woman who could throw me like a javelin

[shadowphoenixrider]

I am *trying* to romance Karlach in Baldur's Gate 3, but Gale is Right There being a sweet guy with Sad Wet Beast vibes, and my need to adopt him is overwhelming.

#spr rambles #my types are big strong woman who could throw me like a javelin #and also a sweet nerdy man who may or may not be able to call down the wrath of the gods if he's pissed #they're both in my party #can you imagine the hell i am facing #gale standing in the corner like: 'please can i have a magic sock to eat it hurts so 🥺' #and i'm like: 'your honour i can't not fuck him' #NO I WILL RESIST #i'll roll him a paladin #'but shadow you aren't even out of act 1-' SILENCE MINION