#my shirts need to be as wrinkle-free as an Instagay’s forehead

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One thing about me is that I’ll spend 80% of my time in any given hotel room ironing. ​​

#NO ONE can know that my clothes have ever been inside of a suitcase #my shirts need to be as wrinkle-free as an Instagay’s forehead #I need to be the most fuckable person getting one (1) hot entree at The Bistro by Courtyard by Marriott (Eat. Drink. Connect.®️)