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#my nose is so red and raw from stupid ass Scottie’s WHERE ARE THE LOTIONED TISSUES PLEASE
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They stopped selling Kleenex in Canada and it’s ME who has to suffer for it. I am scurrying around like a Dickensian orphan with my little red nose, sniffling up a storm, begging for anyone I know to spare some tissues with that sweet sweet lotion on it. My suffering is great and I have the constitution of a delicate upper class Victorian child and I am asking god to strike me down.
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