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#my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce
carnivalcarriondiscarded
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10 months
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why is lettuce so fucking Good
#currently eating half a head right outta the bag
#my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...
#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...
#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder
#personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)
#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge
#my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce
#literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit
#absolutely unprompted
#do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat
#looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....
#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk
#OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH
#SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER
#if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge
#give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth
#life is long but this moment is so so sweet
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