#my grandma used to sit around filing her nails to impeccable ovals. How

[fluorescentbrains]

siri how do i file my nails without wanting to die

#my roommate is throwing a fancy dress party this weekend and i’m going whole hog #including nails which i have not painted in 10+ years #but oooghh OOOOOGH THE SOUND AND SENSATION OF THE FILE #my grandma used to sit around filing her nails to impeccable ovals. How #i don’t think this is what they meant when they said beauty is pain but there you are!!