#my crap attempt at a trollpasta

[beatleswings]

A Tekken trollpasta I initially shared to @boltun-tkn as a joke but posting it here for y'all to read.

Tekken Cursed Game

So I went to a yard sale and they were selling video games. This guy told me of this old Tekken game he wanted to give away for only $5. I am a HUGE FAN of Tekken and I would own anything with it. So I had to take it. But before I paid the guy, he said to be careful because this game is "cursed".

I don't know what that guy was on so I just bought the game and after we got home, I immediately ran to my room and put the game on my old Playstation. Then the start up happened and it was normal but then somehow...the game started to glitch.

And I started hearing scary noises from the game. And then it cuts to Kazuya after he threw what appears to be Heihachi off a cliff, volcano, whatever…

Yes, that scene was on a loop and then he said, "Fuck you". I don't know why he said that and then I notice his eyes turn hyperrealistic and red and he said "fuck you" again, this time in a demonic tone.

Then the player select scene showed up and everyone had hyperrealistic eyes. and for some reason the announcer sounded demonic and evil.

Then my Playstation started to set on fire and I quickly put out the fire. and then Kazuya pops on my screen and says in a demonic voice "I'm inside your TV" I yelled out for my mom because I thought Kazuya wanted to kill me.

I quickly took the game out and put it back in the case but still, the game was on the TV. BUT HOW?!?! I just removed the game.

The game was still playing even though I removed the game?!?! And that demonic sound was still playing. I went fuck it and just played the game. The last part was somehow set in hell. Why Hell of all places?! Was it because that’s where Kazuya threw him? Anyway, I had to finally fight Heihachi Mishima. And he kept kicking my ass and at one point he said "I will feast on your blood". I don't remember Tekken being this messed up and scary.

Then Heihachi kept saying "666" "hail satan" and speaking backwards, I think or maybe just ridiculous gibberish. When I finally beat him, I throw him in the lava again and he screams. then the game starts to glitch again and then it's sped up but with flashes of the characters with bloody eye sockets.

and then the TV goes back to normal. I was so scared, I almost pissed my pants. I decided to throw away the cursed Tekken game and set it on fire. After that incident, I didn't want to play Tekken ever again. But then...I heard a new game was coming out. Not sure if I should play it.

#yes it's supposed to be poorly written and stupid #lmfaoooo #my crap attempt at a trollpasta #and it all started from that gif of kazuya sakjsakjsakjasjk #read and hopefully you enjoy this cursed shit i wrote #tekken #my dumb posts