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[oneforthemunny]

pyramid ranking for the eddies this week 5/5 - 5/11

1 . janitor!eddie

2. older!dilf!eddie 3. hockey!eddie

4. modern!eddie 5. dom!eddie 6. boxer!eddie

7. cowboy!eddie 8.rockstar!eddie 9. mafia!eddie 10. bouncer!eddie

reasons below:

at number 10, bouncer!eddie. the fight blurb + the cheating lore was a lot this week and has ranked him last as the villain.

at number 9, mafia!eddie. he initially was ahead, maybe even second row until the latest blurb. the matching pajamas and pool blurb were very redeeming, but he ultimately sunk with that one. work on communication and compromise.

at number 8, rockstar!eddie. i shouldn't punish him for being in rehab bc he is getting better, unfortunately you hurt nb. the ten page letter did help and he's working hard, but still has a lot of work before he can regain our trust.

at number 7, cowboy!eddie. very flirty and i almost had him on the third row, but he's been a little too mean for my liking this week. i need to be coddled sometimes and need attention, that he did not give me. work on time management and reading a room, but keep wearing tight jeans and band tees.

at number 6, boxer!eddie. this ranking was because of the fluff that he gave us this week with the blurb. i love his mean, stoic, "i'm so serious" attitude but i'm weak at the knees at him being a little playful and silly in the privacy of his relationship. very intimate, channel that more.

at number 5, dom!eddie. secured spot number five with the sweet cuddling and babying he did this week. also for his creativity making the spreader. off to a very good start, i expect more from him bc right now he's playing it safe and staying out of the spotlight.

at number four, modern!eddie. was going to be lower bc of the lotion incident, but did buy me more + a little extra bc he had some extra cash and he loves me. i wish he'd get a little bit more attention bc he has so much affection to offer and that's overlooked here. do more to stand out.

at number three, the second row, hockey!eddie. he fucking earned this spot too?? almost was number two overall with the surgery blurb and the surprise??? very doting and a little nervous and sweet. he and older!eddie were neck and neck. love the silly goofy lover boy with a touch of chaos, want to see more of it.

at number two, older!eddie. the cursing blurb really secured him number one. the fact that he stayed loving and doting in both scenarios but can now be himself since he's in a happier place???? fuck gina, he's come out on top. plus my older eddie inspo love irl came in to see me today and made me melt, that might have been the deciding factor.

at number one, a shock to no one at all- janitor!eddie. the "i knew you'd like that" blurb had him winning by a landslide, but then he said- no get you somebody who can do both and went the sweetest route of all time. no competition, he's the rightful number one of this week. keep it up, we love you angel king.

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[oneforthemunny]

i ADORE that you have like your own cinematic universe for your eddies. Also, ranking them higher or lower on the tier based on blurbs YOU wrote? Babe, that's hilarious.

evie’s multiverse of madness lmaooo. yes! they all have their own lore and quirks and qualities and I think that makes them so much more fun tbh.

listen i only write what the do in my head✋ lol but fr some of them need to get it together. this time next week, i better see improvements on the pyramid (I will also learn how to make the pyramid look like a pyramid. I tried and it told me to go fuck myself lol)

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