#monks should ask Seiko one day how it is to anger and confuse God

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While I'm at it anon gave me that excellent idea of Seiko being disappointed with the fact anytime she uses a sword shen gong wu, the people and objects just run through the blade, let's consider Keiko's role in all of it.

So, if you're familiar with that ask in which I joke around Keiko would be besties with the ghost of Dashi then you know in what direction this post is going!

In the latest ask, I wrote 3 different incorrect quotes that concern Seiko's disbelief in Dashi lol. She hates the idea of holding a sword, which can't serve its original purpose and once she learns Keiko can communicate with Dashi, she asks her for a favor.

And one day IT happens

Dashi: Sup' Keiko!

Keiko: Oh, great you're here! We have to discuss something! Do you remember my friend, Seiko?

Dashi: Scary katana girl?

Keiko: Yes. She would like to make a complaint.

Dashi: ... Wha- what complaint?

Keiko: You see, she thinks your sword shen gong wus are highly impractical.

Dashi: Well, to some extent I agree but believe me, that was a well-thought-through plan.

Keiko: She's not buying that. Actually, I have 3 paged-letter from her in which she explains why most of your creations suck.

Dashi, offended: Tell her I don't like her.

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In such a way Keiko has become a mediator between Seiko and Dashi lol. Poor Keiko is tired of it but at least sometimes she has a reason to laugh at them for being ridiculous.

The funniest argument occurred when Dashi visited Keiko at the same time Seiko was in her room. Once Seiko was informed that Dashi's flying around, she started making remarks. Usually, Dashi brushes similar taunts off but this time he got angry and Keiko barely kept up with repeating Dashi's words so Seiko could hear what was on the grandmaster's mind. Irritated Seiko stood up from the couch the girls were sitting on and headed to the doors.

The grandmaster appeared in front of her, swinging his hands very close to her face. Keiko stopped talking because it seemed as if Seiko sensed where Dashi is too. It looked as if Seiko's indifferent gaze traced Dashi's movements.

Finally, Dashi let off anything that was on his mind and said: 'And you can't do anything about it!' Seiko responded by shutting the door with incredible force. Dashi disappeared behind the shut-down doors. There was a moment of silence until Keiko just burst out laughing. Seiko, feeling disoriented, asked Keiko what was so funny. Then Keiko explained how rudely she chucked the ghost out of the bedroom and Seiko started laughing too.

Seiko, trying to calm down: Seriously, girl. I didn't see him!

Keiko: Duude believe me you looked at him dead in the eyes and I thought you can attack him any second haha

Seiko: Well, I sort of did with the door lol

Keiko: Lol but why did you shut the doors so suddenly?

Seiko: Well, initially I wanted to go to the kitchen to get a drink but I remembered that dude might still be here, I got mad and decided to release that anger.

Keiko: You wanted to punch something but there was nothing to punch?

Seiko: Exactly. Only your doors. Be glad I didn't break them haha

Keiko: Yeah thanks for that haha But, jokes aside. Don't EVER do that again. You two are acting like 5 year-olds already I don't want it to change into a bigger conflict. You should apologize

Seiko: >:( Fine

Seiko left the note with the simple 'I'm sorry. Let's never bring up the topic of your inventions again'

Dashi, on the other hand, got the hump lol After that he didn't speak to Keiko for a month dfghjk But eventually he accepted the apologies!

#keiko and dashi besties au #kimiko's bffs #keiko #lol it's like a paranormal activity but better and actually funny #only 4 people ever in Dashi's life have shut the door as a sign of disrespect #Chase. Guan. Wuya. Again Chase (like at least 50 times) and finally Seiko #monks should ask Seiko one day how it is to anger and confuse God #dashi might be the strongest character in xc but he can't win against a teenage girl. That's my fav comedy trope. #seiko #seiko is a savage (affectionate)