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reshramlove1ob · 4 months

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Opening fanfic requests. One-shots, unless it’s for one of my existing fanfics.

The fandoms I’ll write for are in the tags!

Characters I’ll write for:

Any arc-v characters

Yuuhime

Tang Xuan

Tang Yun

Yamato

Really any Dislyte character, but specifically the ones listed above

All Astral Express Crew, Jarivlo IV, and Luofu characters

Any pgr characters

Kyle

Zekus

Lillibette

Rei

Theria

Mondstat and Inazuma characters + Travler and Paimon

Anything Marvel before WandaVision

Any LMK characters

Seven Days characters

Maximum Ride Characters

Misfits Class

Ships I’ll write for:

Yu boys x Bracelet girls

Yuri x Dennis

Yuuhime x Tang Xuan

Anna x Norah

Tang Yun x Xie Yuzhi

Kafka x Himeko

Bronya x Seele

Gepard x Sampo

Ruan Mei x Trailblazer (platonic only)

Liv x Lucia

Kamui x Wanshi

Kyle x Zekus

Travler x Any adult

Wanda x Vision

Red Son x MK

Sun Wukong x Six Eared Mac

Kirell x Philio

Max x Fang

Iruma x Ameri

Iruma x Azz x Clara

Will write:

Fluff

Angst

Platonic relationships

Romantic relationships

Minor Violence

Alternate Universe (AU)

Any settings (with limitations seen in “won’t write”)

Wont write:

NSFW

Heavy Violence/gore

Oc/reader insert

Political settings

Historical settings

Insensitive ideals (no hateful/political opinions or prompts)

#she talks #yugioh arc v #Dislyte #honkai Star rail #punishing gray raven #last Cloudia #Genshin impact #marvel #<wanda vision and before only #Lego monkey kid #seven days #maximum ride #m!ik #welcome to demon school Iruma

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whatamidoingwithmylifeman · 3 years

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MK OC Randomness part 7...I think

you know the drill

enjoy

also thank you @earthrealmclown for introducing me to the incorrect quotes generator

Kabal: What was your favorite high school memory? Klaudia: Leaving! Klaudia: Fucking leaving! ------ *On trying to hide their parentage* Melantha who only has Shinnok's hair color and a much darker shade of his skin color: Oh no. They're gonna know I'm Shinnok's daughter! I look just like him! What do I do!? *vs* Nozomi who looks like the near spitting image of Quan Chi: I'm so glad everybody in this tournament is a fucking idiot.

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Ryder, aggressively: When I was, a young boy, I was a young boy when I was a boy. Ryder: I was and am a boy!

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Charu: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks! Charu: Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren.

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*then* Little Nyx: Hi big brother! Young Phantos: Awe you're so sweet little sister, ^^ *now* Older Nyx: Hey bitch! Older Phantos: *velociraptor noise*

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Fuyuka: Ok guys we have to be careful. Fuyuka: Someone here is possessed by an owl. Quan Chi: Who? Fuyuka: That's the thing we don't Fuyuka: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

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Nori: Look at all them cute little snow virgins Nori: You cute little virgins you. Nori: Aww, where you from? The Shirai Ryu? Nori: You cute little virgins.

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Kano: Hey. Klaudia: What do you want?! Kano: Ouch, what was that for? Klaudia: Can't you see I'm in the middle of an episode? Kano: But the tv's off- Klaudia: bUt ThE tV's OfF- A depressive episode!

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Nyx: Reptile and I don’t use pet names. Phantos: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Nyx: Honey? Reptile: Yes, dear? Nyx: ._. Phantos: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Reptile: HELP! I TOLD NYX I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Phantos, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Kristy: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Kabal: Really? Name one law Kristy: Don't kill people? Kabal: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Melantha: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Nozomi: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Nozomi, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here. Michiko: Hey. Reiki: Hi. Yamato: Hello. Seth: Hey! Nozomi: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Megumi: We were out of Doritos.

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Flamus: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Aquillo: >:O language Fujin: Yeah watch your fucking language Raiden: OKAY WHO TAUGHT FUJIN THE FUCK WORD? Krow: 'The fuck word'. Charu: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Fujin: Oh my god she censored it Krow: Say fuck, Charu. Fujin: Do it, Charu. Say fuck.

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Sektor: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? Cyrax: Nope, absolutely not. Kuai: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. Bi Han: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. Tomas: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. Michiko: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Nozomi: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Raiden: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Melantha: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Quan Chi: Ha! self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Nozomi: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Nozomi: Can I be frank with you guys? Shinnok: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Melantha: Can I still be Melantha? Quan Chi: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Nozomi: Dammit, Raiden! Raiden: What?! It wasn’t me! Nozomi: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Kung Lao! Kung Lao: Not me either. Nozomi: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Liu Kang: *whistles*

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Nozomi: *Gently taps table* Raiden: *Taps back* Kung Lao: What are they doing? Liu Kang: Morse code. Nozomi: *Aggressively taps table* Raiden: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Kristy: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people? Klaudia: Plane tickets? Erron: Concert tickets? Kano: Prostitution? Kristy, holding her broken frames: Glasses.

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Satoru: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Grandmaster: Top 30 reasons why Grandmaster is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Meixiu: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Grandmaster: I was arrested for being too cool. Meixiu: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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Meixiu: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Grandmaster: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Meixiu: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Xue: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Nori, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Su: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Tamotsu: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress @feistyfandomthings @dontunderestimatemypoison @doodlewagonbug @yuvononik @yuvon @toomanyf4ndoms7 @toomanyf4ndoms8 @cyberneticbloodgoddess @tora-lotus @ombratheshadow13

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whatamidoingwithmylifeman · 3 years

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MK OC Randomness part 5? 6? What part am I on?

I am having trouble with writer's blocks... so here are more OC jokes

Some of these jokes contain spoilers for both my Switched and Fate AUs.

enjoy

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Michiko: Sektor is such a wonderful brother! Look he made me this dress!

Krow: Gae one time took me to a forest with nothing but birch and hickory trees and left me there for 3 days.

Krow: I'm allergic to birch and hickory trees.

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Ash: Hate to break it to ya, but there are in fact three genders.

Ash: And those are, Good girl, Good boy, and little shit.

Kamden: So what do you identify as?

Ash: Little shit.

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Shinnok: Hello No- *studies her haircut for a minute*

Nozomi: don't say a word!

Shinnok: *in a serious tone* Nozomi, is there something you're trying to tell me? Something you can't tell your father?

Nozomi: *looking at him quizzically* what do you mean?

Shinnok: *getting up and walking over to a storage closet, opening it and gesturing vaguely*

Nozomi: *groans* For the last time Shinnok. I am not gay! I just had to get my haircut again and dad wasn't there to help. So I did it myself

Shinnok: Oh. Well you know there's nothing wrong with being gay Nozomi. It's perfectly alright. Your girlfriend or partner will be treated the same as if you had a boyfriend

Nozomi: Thank you Lord Gaydar, but I don't like anybody like that!

Shinnok: Alright, hey is that your mother's cloak?

Nozomi: NOPE! *teleports away*

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“Quan Chi”: I’m not possessed! What makes you think I'm possessed? You have no proof ! Prove I'm possessed Fuyuka! Prove it! You can't!

Fuyuka: *already sick of this bullshit* I know it's you Onaga.

"Quan Chi", now revealed to be Onaga: Damnit! What gave it away?

Fuyuka: *sighs* Well one, your eyes are really yellow with an odd slit in them, something I know my Chi does not have. Two, I don't think you've noticed, but you've grown some wings and horns, and last I checked Quan Chi never had any of those. And three, MY HUSBAND DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING TAIL!

Onaga: *looking at the features he never noticed* Yup that'll do it. Could've sworn I hidden those.

Onaga: Oh well. You still wanna mate?

Fuyuka: Get out of my husband's body.

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Seth: *walks by laughing*

Yamato: Shut up. *smacks him down*

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Satoru: He doesn't deserve you.

Satoru: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Xue: I'm gone.

Satoru: Good. NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-

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Ash: Dad look, it's the good kush!

Kano: This is the dollar store how good can it be?

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*While in isolation*

Fuyuka: Fuyuka the tea is done

Fuyuka: Fuyuka?

Fuyuka: *thinks; "Maybe I'm Fuyuka?"*

Gae: *pops up out of nowhere* Did you say tea-?

Fuyuka: *screams*

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Old LK Grandmaster: I should've left you out in the cold with your dead father!

Michiko: But ya didn't!

*Trying to figure out who killed Havik*

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Raiden: Alright, who do you think did it then?

Nozomi: Argus!

Raiden: Argus is dead.

Nozomi: Wait, Ar-

Raiden: Argus is still dead.

Nozomi: Ah this is really difficult. Hold o-

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Raiden: Melantha, this is a crime scene.

Melantha: *taking some Edinan pie* What is this the murder weapon?

Melantha: Get off my dick!

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Erron: Hey Klaudia ya got something I can cut this thread with?

Klaudia: Yeah right here man

Klaudia: *skillfully opens up a switch blade*

Erron: Hey are you ok?

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Taven: He's dead!

Nozomi: *yawns then looks around*

Nozomi: "not the dick-head", what do you want me to say?

Idalia: are you gonna wake up today you little shit?

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Kabal: Oh come on Kristy, it's not like you actually killed somebody.

Kristy: *does a vague face gester*

Kabal: hehe- *to this side* fuck!

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*In Fuyuka's temple*

Nozomi: Alright, grab onto my staff, we'll teleport to the 16th floor.

Reiki: Wait, couldn't we just walk there?

Nozomi: Well if you wanna walk up about ohhhh about 369 steps and 15 flights of stairs, then be my guest

Reiki: ... And we're teleporting!

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*then*

Reiki: Michiko obviously loves me more. So run along ice boy!

Bi Han: I will destroy you and your clan if you don't take that back! *now*

Reiki: I love you more. Don't fight me on this Bi Han!

Bi Han: I will throw hands with you over this! I love you more!

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*then*

Scorpion: Since Reiki assigned me to protect you, maybe we can be friends?

Michiko: *smiles widely* Oh sure! *smile drops* when foxes fly!

*now*

Hanzo: Heeeeey... can I also get a kiss?

Michiko: I don't know. How many did I give you today?

Hanzo: t two

Michiko: *kisses him two more times*

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Reiki: I'm a healer but-

Reiki: *makes his flames turn black*

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Harmonia: If you hate dad so much, how were we born?

Melantha: *not looking up from the paper* fever season.

Harmonia: What?

Melantha: Hormones.

Discordia: Huh?

Nemos: Oh my fuckin- SHE GOT HORNY! MOM GOT HORNY!

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Meixiu's ghost: So how's motherhood treating you?

Michiko: It's going great actually, just didn't expect there to be so much crying.

Meixiu: Oh, all babies cry. You'll get used to it.

Michiko: Oh no, Xue is fine. It's Bi Han I'm talking about.

*From the nursery*

Bi Han: *sobbing* She's so beautiful!!!!

Bi Han: *bursting into the infirmary* Is she ok!? How is the baby!? Have they been born yet!?

Medic: Actually Sub-Zero you'll be happy to know that your wife gave birth to twins. A boy and a girl.

Michiko: *holding the twins* Hi honey. Look. This one is Nori, and this one is Su.

Bi Han: *tearing up*

Little Satoru: *sighs* I'll get the tissues for dad.

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Erron: Hate to disappoint Blade, but another gal has my heart. < *talking about Kristy*

Sonya: *raises an eyebrow* Are you gonna ask her out?

Erron: shrill voice I AM WORKING ON IT!

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Quan Chi: I would tell you not to hurt her, but technically she's not my daughter so-

Meixiu's ghost: Oh it's ok. I got this.

Meixiu's ghost: ahem!

Meixiu's ghost: Hurt my daughter and you'll wish you were back in the void with nothing but your shadow based hallucinations, and when you do get back there, not even those will keep you company!

Bi Han: Good Elder Gods!

Reiki: *from the background* OH IT'S OK! YOU GET USED TO IT!

Klaudia: I wake up everyday and chose violence in hopes that someone will kill me.

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Michiko: Wait the floor's made of glass?

Old LK GM: Yeah I had it updated.

Michiko: Dad, why the fuck would you do it?

Old LK GM: I don't know. I thought it would be nice. Does it look good?

Michiko: PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT ON THE FLOOR DAD!- I mean yeah it does look kinda nice, not gonna lie- BUT WHAT THE FUCK!?

Tomas: You can't live off solitude and alcohol forever!

Demon form Michiko: I've made my choice!

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Satoru: Can you show any emotion besides "meh"?

Xue: Can you show any sign of intelligence?

Satoru: Why are you like this?

Xue: Why are you an idiot?

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Satoru: Xue's got a boyfriend! Xue's got a boyfriend! Xue's got a boyfriend!

Xue: *glaring* I hate you!

Satoru: Aww.. Why? *grinning*

Xue: Because I can't get you back on this particular subject!

Satoru: *sticks his tongue out and snickers in AroAce*

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whatamidoingwithmylifeman · 3 years

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MK OC Randomness 3

(I'm just gonna combine the Black Dragon moments in here too. so woo! bonus content)

Michiko: *kicks open the doors to her "father's" chambers* We need to talk!

Old Lin Kuei Grandmaster: *looking up from his paperwork* Is this about the mar-

Michiko: "Is ThIs AbOuT tHe MaR-" Yes this about the fucking marriage arrangement!

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Kabal: Let's make the house look good for mom.

5 year-old Kamden: She doesn't care how things look.

Kabal: Why do you say that?

5yo Kamden: She married you.

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Kano: If you don't buckle down and do your work, you'll end up at McDonalds!

Kid Ash: We going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?

Kano: NO-

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Yamato: You get $100,000,000 if you play this, but a 100,000,000 people will die-

Seth: *takes the kazoo and plays it*

Yamato: SETH NO-

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Seth: It's kind of muggy out today.

Illythia: If I go outside and see all our coffee mugs out on the front lawn, you boys are dead.

Yamato: *sipping coffee from a bowl*

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Reiko: *has tape over his mouth*

Nozomi: I told him it was my kink, but really I just wanted him to shut up.

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Melantha: I have feelings for you.

Hotaru: *hopeful* You do?

Melantha: Yeah. I feel like you should give me back my fucking diary!

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Kristy: Fuck!

Kano: Where did you hear that!?

Klaudia: Yeah where the fuck did you hear that?

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Klaudia, carrying boxes: Hey can you get my phone out of my back pocket for me?

Kano: What's in it for me?

Klaudia: A chance to touch my ass.

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Illythia: Yamato, you're in charge while I'm away!

Yamato: I'm your guy!

Illythia: Just don't do anything stupid.

Yamato: I'm kind of your guy...

Illythia: And don't let Seth get into trouble.

Yamato: You need a new guy.

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Quan Chi: *panicking* What do I do if Fuyuka kisses me?

Iduna: *rolling her eyes* Just kiss her back.

Quan Chi: Ok!

Quan Chi: ... but why her back?

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Quan Chi and Fuyuka: *looking lovingly into each other's eyes*

Iduna: *pops open a bottle from her stash*

Quan Chi: we're having a moment!

Iduna: And I'm having elixir.

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Terra: Hey I need some advice!

Ayeka: Be kind to yourself and others.

Megumi: Now, the Red Dragon don't want you knowing this, but the snakes in their lab are free. You can take them home.

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Sektor: I'm a wanted man!

Michiko: That's impossible. You weren't even wanted as a child.

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Seth, walking in and laying his head in Illythia's lap: sister tell me I'm pretty.

Illythia, laying her head on his cheek and staring lovingly: You're pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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Kronika and The One Being: This is not how we raised you!

Disrupted Fuyuka: Funny, I didn't think you two raised me at all.

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Fuyuka: *rubbing her temples* How in the realms did you two idiots become Elder Gods?

Cetrion: Hey!

Shinnok: Watch your language young Goddess! You can't call us idiots!

Fuyuka: Yes I can! I am the Goddess of Knowledge, and I diagnose you with stupid! *throws a book at them*

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Michiko: *thinking about the feelings she has for Reiki that she's not supposed to have* Everything is under control.

Sektor, narrating like a smart ass: Everything was not under control.

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Flamus: Hey Charu are you ok?

Charu: Yeah why do you ask?

Flamus: Oh no reason. You just look a little...green! :D

Charu: ...

Flamus: ...

Charu: Get out.

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Nyx: You're blocking the view!

Reptile: I AM the view!

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Reptile: We had a bonding moment! I cuddles you in my armssss!

Nyx: Nope! Don't remember! Didn't happen!

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Reptile: *hisses*

Nyx: *screeches*

Zyta: Wha-

Ermac: Shh. They're communicating

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Ermac: We noticed you were passed out in the Marketplace.

Zyta: And you didn't leave me there!?

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Harmonia: How much am I going to hate this plan?

Amara: On a scale of 1-10? About a 27.

Harmonia: Perfect.

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Tanya: So are you in love with Motaro or Meat?

Shariah: *sweats nervously* Neither of them!

Skarlet: Then why do you keep writing S+M on everything?

Shairah: It stands for Sword and Mace!

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