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ooh, yes, I’m very much a fan of eldritch monstrosity Dealer.

ngl I do headcanon him to be built like a brick shithouse though and the lack of body to be more a stylistic choice— I feel like he’s like. 6’6” at least with a broad chest, strong arms, soft tummy, and of course, booba. something abt domming a guy who could easily snap my neck is very appealing.

bit of projection here (anon is alterhuman) but since he isn’t human I don’t think he like… feels sexual attraction in the same way a human would. can’t really explain how it works for me nor can I explain how it would work for him. something along the lines of like. I don’t think he cares enough to seek out sex but when it’s offered to him he’ll take it bc it feels good yk?

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YOU'RE SOOOOOO RIGHT omg I also think if he was more humanoid he'd be huge and tall and just. Enormous. Tho I have seen some amazing fanart where he's all boney and spindly and that looks really cool too, but idk I'd like him to have some weight. And you've described how I think he feels about sex perfectly!! He's not going to go looking for it, he doesn't really feel desire like humans do since he's not an embodiment of desire. But if someone offers then he'd shrug and go "oh why not" and do it. It's not about sexual attraction it's about it feeling physically good or him being entertained by touching a human and watching their reactions, since it's something so unfamiliar to him.

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