#mihya anon this is for u

[saetoshi]

to say that kaiser is a bad driver would be a severe understatement.

he is the worst driver to ever grace the earth, the planet, the whole universe. you don’t know how he got his license, and you don’t want to know how he got it, either.

all you know is you want to get off this death trap he calls his car as soon as possible. (preferably alive.)

“mihya.” you breathe out, shrinking into the passenger seat, closing your eyes, “maybe i should drive.”

he clicks his tongue, “i’m doing fine, don’t worry.”

(you’re not worried, you’re afraid.)

your eyes snap open. you turn your head to look at him, a look of concerned disbelief written all over your face.

he sighs, turning to look at you, “listen, we’ll get to the supermarket fine, okay?”

“look at the road, dumbass!” you cry, turning your head to the front, rubbing your eyes in frustration as another car loudly honks as kaiser swerves to the side.

you suppress the urge to wrangle him by the neck when he clicks his tongue in annoyance at the other car.

“some people really have no respect for other drivers,” he complains, his voice slightly angry as he frowns.

“yeah.” you pointedly glare at him. “and some people really suck at driving to the point they shouldn’t be allowed to even have a car.”

he nods in agreement at your words, his eyes trained on the road. (his little nod makes you want to crash his head against the steering wheel to knock him out so you can drive instead.)

“mihya.”

he hums, his head turning slightly to look at you before he rapidly turns back to look at the road in case you get mad at him for not paying attention to it.

“you should just let me drive.” you say, your words stern as you stare at him.

he pauses for a second, the corners of his lips quirking up, “i don’t think so.”

(you so desperately want to push him off the car.)

you look at him, an unamused expression on your face. “i hate you.”

“don’t make me swerve the car off the road.” he smiles, his voice teasing. he pauses for a second before he softly hums, “besides i don’t get to drive very often, i want to practice.”

you wish you could understand why he wants to practice when he’s got a manager that drives him literally anywhere he wants. (besides, he doesn’t even like driving, even when it’s just the two of you.)

“that’s dumb.” you hum, frowning as you lean your head against the window.

“your face is dumb.” he chuckles, making you frown as you look at him from the corner of your eye, disgust evident in your face as you see his cheeky smile. (he’s such a child sometimes, you think. it’s kind of cute. but you won’t tell him that.)

silence settles between the two of you for a few moments before you softly hum. “how much longer til we get to the supermarket?”

he glances at his phone, squinting at the gps. (you swear he should wear his glasses when he drives, maybe that’d make him miraculously better.) “about three minutes.”

you softly hum again in acknowledgment before a small, teasing smile grows on your lips. “took long enough.”

kaiser tsks, biting back a smile as he quickly glances at you. “don’t complain, you told me to drive slow.”

(you’re glad you did, by the way. still, you’d tell him to slow down even more since he’s still zooming through the road. but you don’t want to push your luck.)

“yeah, yeah.” you softly laugh. “whatever.”

you glance at the gps then at through the window as you smile, your body finally relaxing in relief as kaiser takes a right, headed for the parking lot.

“i hope you rate this drive as five stars.” he says, unbuckling your seat belt before unbuckling his.

“i dunno,” you chuckle, getting out of the car at the same time he does. “you’re a too much of a chatty driver for my taste.”

he sticks his tongue out at you, rolling his eyes. you nudge his arm as you walk over to him, smiling as you walk to the entrance of the supermarket.

kaiser grabs your hand, lacing his fingers through yours. “c’mon, the chattier the driver the better the drive.”

you hum in disagreement, shrugging as you look at him. “to each their own.”

“i made the drive even more entertaining.” he proudly smiles, squeezing your hand. “in fact, i wouldn’t mind driving on the way back.”

your face pales, your body tending up for a split second before you look at him, a strained smile on your lips. “that’s kind of you to offer.”

he shrugs, smiling as if you’d just stroked his ego. “of course-”

“i’m driving on the way back, though.”

#im still alive (i love totk) #mihya anon this is for u #thank u to the anon and art who said mihya it’s the cutest thing ever i am adding it to my vocabulary neow #enjoy the meal skrunklies im going back into hiding #bllk x reader #kaiser x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk x you #blue lock x you #bllk fluff #bllk scenarios #blue lock fluff #kaiser x you #kaiser x y/n #bllk kaiser #michael kaiser #blue lock kaiser #blue lock michael kaiser #bllk michael kaiser #kaiser fluff

[saetoshi]

He genuinely takes offence bc wdym he can't choose?? He literally got to choose you, so why not let him choose his affection too? He'll talk you into it - not because he's charismatic or anything, but simply because he gets so whiny about it and you can't help but cave with the way he sulks at you as he tugs on your shirt - Mihya anon

real HES so annoying he pulls you into his lap and everything until you give in bc he annoys you to death until you agree with him ew he’s so annoying

#mihya anon ◡̈ #mihya anon u genius #I AM GIVING U A HUG RN

[saetoshi]

I do not have a grip omfg the leaks had me foaming at the mouth. HE'S SO FINEEEE please just one chance not to be down bad but I'd give anything for him to look my way TwT - Mihya anon

??? 😧😨 . HES SO UGLY NO 😭 DONT DEPEND ON HIS ATTENTION HES SO UGLY

#mihya anon ◡̈ #please i beg of u … #GET A GRIP SOLDIER YOU MUST SURVIVE THE WAR #HE IS FHE ENEMY

[saetoshi]

Omg hi sorry it's been ages I just finished my exams but yes, convert to Kaiser kissery - Mihya anon

im also sorry it’s been ages ive been playing tears of the kingdom it’s consumed me so there is NO space for kaiser in my list of fav blondes so i must disrespectfully DECLINE kaiser kissery 🤗

#mihya anon ◡̈ #MIHYA ANON I MISSED U #HRU !!! #I HOPE UR EXAMS WENT WELL

[saetoshi]

Still dreadfully sick /lh Been thinking about spontaneous kisses with Kaiser

It's my exam season rn😔😔 - Mihya anon

STOPP SPONTANEOUS KISSES W KAISER like you could be doing anything and he’d just walk up and kiss you just bc he feels like it (he’s gonna be so annoying abt it too ugh he won’t stop until you give him one back)

NEOOOOOU MIHYA ANON URE GONNA SURVIVE IT I KNOW U WILL URE ALMOST THERE I BELIEVE IN U SOLDIER

#mihya anon ◡̈ #soldier u will win this war i know it

[saetoshi]

Don't make the same mistakes I did😭😭😭 stay strong, soldier - Mihya anon

I HOPE TO GOD I STAY STRONG FR I DONT WANNA BE A KAISER KISSER NO 😭😭😭

#mihya anon ◡̈ #im not the strongest soldier i must admit #in fact i am quite weak #very weak unfortunately im afraid i’ll disappoint u w that

[saetoshi]

Trust. Sae was my #1 but then...Kaiser brainrot...I hate him sm...stupid rat tail looking mullet having German chihuahua...😭😭😭 - Mihya anon

good grief is this the fate that awaits me …… GERMAN CHIHUAHUA 😭😭😭😭😭

#mihya anon ◡̈ #please no i don’t want to be a kaiser kisser im begging u PLEASE #no 😭 NO !!!! 😭😭😭😡 #im SAEtoshi no mikaiser or whatever url is available for him

[saetoshi]

Ness can drive us while we kiss in the backseat🥰🥰🥰

Been good!! hbu? Holidays almost over😔

- Mihya anon

NESS ????? 😨 naw naw … he’d throw u off the car for even daring to kiss kaiser 🤞🏼

IM GOOD !!!! ive been playing totk (im so annoying abt this oopsie 🤭🤗) NEOOOOU WE HATE WHEN HOLIDAYS END

#mihya anon ◡̈ #i hate ness too LMFAO I HAGE EVERYONE WHO’S MEAN TO ISAGI MY BBG

[saetoshi]

Manifesting him for you rq - Mihya anon

thank u 🤧 m not got a hunt you down anymore i can’t hurt u 😞

#mihya anon ◡̈ #abt to buy stellar jades for him 💪💪🤣

[saetoshi]

Real!!! They're the most frequent of his kisses, equal parts longing and teasing.

I am not in fact the strongest soldier 💀 brain not built for this - Mihya anon

STOPPPPP mihya anon ure turning me into a kaiser kisser please

U CAN GET THROUGH THIS JUST THINK ABT HOW URE GONNA FINISH SOON AND POWER THROUGH SOLDIER U CAN DO THIS

#mihya anon ◡̈ #i cannot like kaiser pls i beg #i dont wont this #pls i have enough with a redhead (sae)