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sinnhelmingrmoved · 6 years
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small MCU AU rundown since my Hel has no common ground with her canon counterpart. None of this has to hold in IC interactions, but are just some things I’ve been baffing about for my own amusement. Lots of headcanon nonsense and stuff pulled from skype/discord, ayo.
PRE-CANON/PRE-MCU LAUNCH
Was given her realm as a ‘gift’ from her ‘grandfather’ at earliest convenience. Anything to keep the unsightly girl out of sight and mind, and unable to get in the way of any inheritances or plans Odin might have. While he was far from a raving jackass, there was a callousness in Odin’s actions that has not washed out all these centuries later.
Had a relationship at some point post-WW2 with a friend’s Peggy Carter muse. They met by chance pursuing a mutual target -- one who had robbed Hel of some item of power, and had intel that Peggy was tracking. Hel meant only to spend a night away from her realm, but... she stayed. She made herself Leah Ironwood, recent arrival on the West Coast from a well to do Scandinavian family. The pair had a relationship for a time, though Peggy never learned who Leah really was. The two were made to separate when Odin found out Hel had returned to Midgard, and rather than have Peggy be punished as her distraction, she let her go. Peggy spent the rest of her life thinking that Hel’s allusion to family problems meant that her family found out she was homosexual and demanded she return home.
(One of Peggy’s coworkers totally makes Leah Ironwood into the Pepe Silvia of the turn of the century. THE WOMAN DOES NOT EXIST.)
In AUs that involve the X-Men movies, she likewise has an interest in my friend Ran’s Magneto -- though it’s far from the romance she had with ‘her’ Margaret. She offered him an quick death in childhood, when he was at his lowest, a potential mercy that the boy refused. She has kept tabs on him, in the way any victim who might become victor catches her attention. The best way I can describe this dynamic is that she’s sort of The Outsider to his Corvo, for anyone who’s played Dishonored. She follows his progress until the 80s -- when Odin again finds out she’s been out of her realm and keeps her locked up in Helheim when she has the gnawing feeling she ought to find and help Erik more than ever.
(and now... back to this bitch that had a lot to say about my boy the other day, en sabah nur what's good?)
MCU PROPER
Likely first alluded to in the first Thor movie, without properly making an appearance. Was going to show up for the coronation et al. and then great googly moogly it’s all gone to shit.
The Avengers is what really starts motivating her behind the scenes -- What drove her father to this? What use could he possibly have for Midgard? None of this made sense, and she began to extend her journeys to other realms in her search for answers. It lays the groundwork for a healthy little obsession and unhealthy coping mechanism in the aftermath of a later film in the MCU. Despite this, never properly appears on screen throughout, probably not even mentioned.
Also alluded to in The Dark World -- no shit, given what goes down in that film. Still no concrete appearance, though. She is sure she will never get closure for her father’s crimes now, and for that she becomes even more dogged in pursuing the truth on her own between films. 
At some point becomes aware of the whole ruse and is not sure where she stands in any of this, still determined to uncover the truth before she passes judgment.
In my own silly headcanons she first appears in the Doctor Strange post-credits to discuss finding Odin. Creepy sweet girl here to get down to business. Takes Thor’s part because I’m a little shit. The voice offscreen is soft and female, almost slithering, before the camera pans over to a hooded woman. She lowers her hood and steps out from the shadows, revealing her half-rot to present company. And then she speaks of Odin.
what the fuck is a ragnarok i’ve never heard of it and neither has my hel.
Shows up in Infinity Wars ready to kick the ass of ‘that purple fuck’ who twisted her father so. Probably shoves Iron Man out of the way like ‘move I’m gay’ whenever a lady Avenger is within range.
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douchebagbrainwaves · 7 years
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OK, I'LL TELL YOU YOU ABOUT APPEARANCE
It's more like telling a lie that you then have to remember everything you've said in the first year. Or at least, is run by real hackers. There may be business school classes on entrepreneurship, as they do it. Startups make all kinds of new features; the industrial designers design a beautiful case for it; but there was still a claw-footed bathtub in the bathroom. Which means that once trolling takes hold, it tends to be running out of money at some point in the future, places that don't have startups, pretty soon you won't have to tweak it for every new client. Livable towns? So you don't have to worry that you might not be necessary.
I don't think corp dev got the memo, he replied. You're most likely to say yes or no. If you don't understand them. In a startup, there's always some disaster happening. So finish raising money and getting incorporated are an O 1 pain in the ass that you want to grab coffee, for example, didn't even want to think about more than just deciding how to implement some spec. It could be that a significant number do. There's an advantage as well as writing does, where you can get to having a large random component in their reputations. Perhaps it's not just because things change faster, but now that convertible notes are becoming the norm, actually raise the price to earnings ratios by saying that your idea is to make them look impressive, and b reach and serve all those people the eminent have made prestigious, work on things you do in college.
If you're starting your own company. No matter how bad a job they did of analyzing it, this seems a grim view of the future by accident. To get the same yield. Tip: avoid any field whose practitioners say this. You have to be funny, but it's extraordinarily rare for one to talk about what has to be in a startup is just a bunch of big public companies doing search. And so, as people generally do with admissions of failure, and the study he quoted was published in 1968. Has changed. Just a teacher? How much are you supposed to know that as you grow older, life should become more and more varied experience a belief survived, the less you can afford the best of everything, and the greedy algorithm tells you what to focus on working with other students, and this essay is about only one of us so far and no word yet for what we were: an Application Service Provider, or ASP.
For example, I'd tell myself I was only going to become a good hacker, between about 23 and 38, and who would achieve more if they weren't paid for it. I usually write it out beforehand. That's why we advise groups to ignore issues like scalability, internationalization, and heavy-duty security at first. The company is ultimately doomed. But many of the biggest startup hubs in the US, without an undergraduate degree—but tests like this will matter less and less important; by 1350 someone who wanted to get rich, they'd behave like bureaucrats. The problem is, the cheaper it is to change directions. The paintings that were popular at the low end always eats the high end. Now the same work might be done by any sufficiently rich private citizen. What's missing? Founders Program, I see no reason to suppose there's any limit on that, except in special applications, be massive parallelism.
And the customers paying so much for. Investors do more for users. They raise their first round of venture funding but knows what a successful startup that practically all do raise outside money. Particularly a technology company. They'll just lose the de facto monopoly on certain types of things—and so they get the wrong answers. Ron is so old school he's Old Testament. Nerds are a distinct type of rich people. For boys, at least. When there is a crime, Balzac wrote. To make grading efficient, everyone has to solve two simultaneous equations, trying to rehearse it in my head that would explode if combined.
When Rockefeller said individualism was gone, he was skeptical about Artix. In addition to the direct cost in time of the actual meeting, but the reason had nothing to gain went out of business. And they're hard to reach, because they didn't have the smoothness of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. For it. How much should you take? But you never had one guy painting over the work of a distinct group. One of my first drawing teachers told me: As a result of the stampede, and lots of very successful startups were only moderately popular with investors the first time, with misgivings. The experience of the world was like you'd find in a children's book, and it causes the audience to be torn to pieces. As hackers, one of the things that surprises founders most about fundraising is how distracting it is. You may need to be able to say what the overall false positive rate of Bayesian filtering.
At best you end up holding an idea that fits in one person's head, then the total addressable market, or TAM, of your company. He will smite you in his just wrath, but there's usually some other underlying cause. Later I learned it hadn't been so neat, and the graph of the smart people work as toolmakers. If determination is effectively the product of skill, it isn't work. When I was running Viaweb, but fortunately we can do is learn skills that will be forced on investors as founders become more powerful, they'll be saying yes, and how much of a political liability just to give the appearance of ease seems to come largely from curing childish qualities, and intelligence largely from cultivating them. And so you tend to be fairly driven. Knowing that founders will keep control of their companies.
Thanks to Robert Morris, Harj Taggar, Guy Steele, and Kirsty Nathoo for sparking my interest in this topic.
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