#might make jar jar the joker lmao

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

A rough breakdown of the SW playing cards series I’m planning which will DEFINITELY take me years but 100% worth it, to be revised later because organisation is non-existent (I feel like I’ve forgotten people so feel free to suggest):

SPADES (Empire people, mostly Inquisitors because I love them) Jack: Quiz/Temple Guard Quiz (completed) King: Palpatine/Plagueis Ace: Maul/Savage Queen: Second/Cere 2: ??? 3: Reva/younger Reva 4: Fourth/Tenth (no real reason why they’re together, they were just the last two left over) 5: Fifth/Seventh  6: Sixth/TOTJ not-Sixth 7: Iskat/Twi’lek 8: Eighth/Ninth 9: 99/collective baby Bad Batch because I’m making them all the 9s even though it kind of breaks the Empire/Republic theme but meh 10: ???

CLUBS (Empire people, mostly bounty hunter types but with Vader smack bang in the middle because he deserves to be king) Jack: Boba/Jango King: Vader/Anakin Ace: Dooku/Grievous Queen: Ventress/Talzin 2: Cad Bane/Fennec? Idk where else to put her - or I might contrast him with Cobb because angst but he doesn’t really go with the Empire. Oh well I’ll figure it out 3: Hondo/…someone?? No idea who but I want him on there

4: Jabba/idk who 5: ??? 6: ??? 7: ??? 8: ??? 9: Crosshair/Hunter  10: ???

HEARTS (Prequel-era Jedi/clones) Jack: Ahsoka/older Ahsoka King: Obi-Wan/older Obi-Wan Ace: Mace/Yoda Queen: Padme/older Padme 2: Kit/Plo?? 3: Satine/Bo 4: Rex/Cody 5: Fives/Tup 6: Hevy/Hardcase 7: Wolffe/Fox 8: Gregor/Jesse 9: Echo/Tech 10: Qui-Gon/young Dooku

DIAMONDS (post-O66 Jedi/Republic people) Jack: Han/Chewie King: Luke/baby Luke Ace: Din/Din and the baby  Queen: Leia/baby Leia 2: Artoo/Threepio 3: Bail/Breha 4: Beru/Owen 5: Kanan/Hera  6: Luthen/Kino 7: Vel/Cinta 8: Cassian/Jyn 9: Wrecker/Omega 10: Cal/Merrin

#might make jar jar the joker lmao #cries in not being able to fit all my favourite clones #yeah this needs work #i want to put cobb and zeb and kallus on there but idk where to fit them help would be appreciated #wip

[psyclownsis]

WHAT NASTY DETAILS 👀

okay this one isn’t actually nasty but i didn’t notice it the first time through and it’s such a great subtle detail: there are stray files for cheshire, david cain, and black spider throughout the steel mill, all with big red “REJECTED” stamps on them; there’s also a really fat file labeled “HIT LIST” lmao

these next ones are nasty though so read at your own discretion

on the way into the big chemical mixing chamber, there’s an area where if you look to the left, there are just. tons and tons of dismembered body parts. preserved in jars. being dissolved in big industrial drums of acid or something. it’s so gross and it really takes the vibe from “wow this is kind of creepy and weird but i’m sure it’s just like that for the spooky villain ambiance” to “oh my god what the fuck is roman doing down here”. 10/10 great design

like just in general, the closer you get to janus cosmetics/the chemical mixing chamber the sketchier and creepier it gets, at one point there are mysterious corrosive substances and what looks like it might be bleach just sort of. hanging out. on the floor. because apparently that’s what gives janus cosmetics its special glow(TM)

in roman’s personal office there are some janus gift boxes filled with/surrounded by what looks suspiciously like a walter white creation and, shockingly, no makeup in sight

i’m not sure if janus is a front for drugs here or if it’s actual makeup that’s been tainted to give people chemical burns and the drugs just happen to be there because roman is roman, but either way it’s shady as shit and i can’t believe i didn’t notice any of this on my first playthrough

he has two pictures above the fireplace and you’re like “oh how cozy!” but then you get closer and you realized they’re woodcuts of medieval torture (a judas cradle and a breaking wheel-- be warned that these descriptions are very graphic)

big old fashioned camera trained on the torture bed and a stack of maybe 5 film reels on a table next to his armchair by the fireplace, which is facing the torture bed

brings up a very homey image of him sitting down there listening to his gramophone, chilling, drinking, watching snuff films, having a grand old time

truly this is a whole new level of man-cave like i just......... wow

what seems to be??? an old????? dentist setup??? like with the little sink to spit in and some levers and weird apparatus thingies??? presumably for dentist-y torture methods, which, if we’re being honest, aren’t that different from regular dentist methods

Human Skulls. Just. Everywhere. All Over The Place. He Must Really Like Hamlet

possibly prehistoric human or primate skulls too?? idk if they were meant to be like that or they just look wonky because it’s a video game, but i love the idea of him having non-human skulls in his collection because 1. Expensive(TM) 2. Cultured(TM) 3. Educated(TM) 4. Obsessed Bond Villain Aesthetic(TM)

a fancy trunk (coffin???) full of bottles of bleach and a bucket and mop

what looks like some kind of electroshock machine

a large array of surgical tools

a big tub labeled “JANUS COSMETICS -- SAMPLE BATCH” and some other similar containers, which suggests that the cosmetics are tainted like in the comics

lastly: latex gloves, maybe chloroform, maybe meat hooks, maybe a power drill

all of this is in the same room. like it’s literally... you walk in and see the chair and the fireplace, and then on the left you see his little computer console with a bunch of stashed money and security feeds, and you’re like, oh, hey, this isn’t too weird at all! this roman character is actually a pretty cool fella! and then you turn to the right and SIKE he’s got a fucking gurney hanging from the ceiling with spotlights and cameras and all sorts of methodical torture paraphernalia

in the game when you go in there roman is actually chained up on the gurney because it’s after joker revealed himself and so joker has been torturing him for hours if not days, and if you dawdle around like i did roman yells at you, as game characters tend to do when you’re supposed to be rescuing them, and given the things he said, i have to wonder if the people who wrote the dialogue were like... aware... of the black mask fangirls out there or what because uhhhh

roman: if you cut me down from here i’ll make it worth your while

me; cursing that this is a batman-beats-up-bad-guys game and not a dating sim: is that a promise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

if harley ever saw this office? #quaking

#long post // #torture // #anonymous #answered.