#michael vc: kicked out of day shift for telling someone to eat a bag of dicks . tbf they deserved to eat a bag of d

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there are so many reasons why michael should not be allowed to work the day shift but i, an agent of chaos, would like to see him work day shifts anyways

#like yes there is the whole corpse thing if it is . part of a timeline where That happens #but the funnier reason i think is his utter lack of a filter with sarcasm DJKHDBD #michael Out Loud in front of a customer with a child: thanks this is the best day of my life i'm killing myself tomorrow- #michael vc: kicked out of day shift for telling someone to eat a bag of dicks . tbf they deserved to eat a bag of d #he would be so blunt with the adult customers especially he does not give a FUCK about them he is everything i want to be #with the kids he'd have . a BIT more of a filter i think especially the older he gets but he's not exactly a role model either DHGFGHDJ #weird employee who has three different urban legends by elementary schoolers about him . he's cool tho he let them have a ball pit fight #he's here to stop murders and free souls he doesnt get paid enough for that he's DEFINITELY not getting paid enough for customer service bs #✧ ooc