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DEATH CITY DAYS GAIDEN 27; THE ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY’S HOLY NIGHT (non-canon)

a non-canon Christmas special loosely based on the Christmas event on the BSD anime’s twitter

-December 24- atsushi: everyone ready for tomorrow? Kyoka: *holding a bear trap* "Almost..." Sylvia: I-I'm not sure w-what exactly to do t-tomorrow....m-mr ted never let me... atsushi:...um...kyouka? Kunikida: "Well, the first step is to find presents for those you care about--" Dazai: *shiny eyes* Kunikida: "..." *presses Dazai away, hand over face* "Or ones you tolerate. And are forced to buy for secret Santa." Kyoka: "...What?" Sylvia: I-is t-that right? Kunikida: *nods* "Any gifts you were thinking about? Perhaps for Kyoka?" sylvia: .///. u-um... atsushi: kyouka, what are you doing exactly? ^^;; Kyoka: "I will capture the Santa." atsushi: *sweatdrop* eh? Kyoka: "He comes into houses, yes? Then I will make sure he dosn't escape." *pulls out taser* atsushi: ._. k-kyouka... Kyoka: "Don't worry, I was thorough. I even put traps into the bathroom." atsushi: but what if I have to do my business at night?! -morning- kirako:..? kyouka? are you ok? atsushi: well... Kyoka: -3- "I was unable to apprehend the Santa." kirako:...*blinks* Kyoka: "Not one trap worked. I mean, I captured Atsushi, but that's pretty easy." atsushi: good thing I can regenerate TT3TT Kyoka: "I said I was sorry." *holds up a wrapped box* atsushi: TTuTT; Naomi: oh, there you guys are! we got presents! kenji: ^^ Kyoka: "??? Where did they come from?" Naomi: seems santa left all the gifts in our room. ^^; but still, everyone got something, right? ranpo: YES! Kyoka: *picks up a box* "...This one will have coal." atsushi: *looks at the tag; for dazai* ._.; k-kyouka... Kyoka: "???" Dazai: TwT kirako: speaking of which, where were you yesterday? Dazai: "..." *smiles* "Just...shopping." atsushi: .... odasaku: something on your mind? atsushi: (I want to get him something that might make him happy) Dazai: *sits in the chair, staring at the fireplace* "..." odasaku: …well, I heard there was a Christmas plaza at the market today, maybe something from there? atsushi: sounds good. Kunkida: “What sounds good?” atsushi: !! kunikida, may I go to the Christmas bazaar by any chance? Kunikida: "Oh, sure." *hands him a list* "Pick these up as well." atsushi: thank you sir! *exits* sylva: m-m-mr atsushi wait! atsushi: ?? sylvia: c-can I come with you? I-I want to get something nice for m-miss kyouka, so... atsushi:...sure thing. ^^ ranpo: be back by 7, ok? -and so- atsushi: now lets see, what would dazai like? hmm.... sylvia: *looking around* ???: "ELISE! Come back!" atsushi: O_O sylvia stay close to me. sylvia: e-eh? Mori: "Elise! Where are you?!" *spots Atsushi and Sylvia* QwQ; atsushi: do not make eye contact! sylvia: ._.;;; uhhhhhhh.... Mori: "Atsushi! Hello!" *grabs his hand, shakes* "Good to see you!" *stares at Sylvia* sylvia: *looking away nervously* atsushi: ^^;;;;; *SCREAMS INTERNALLY* Mori: "What an adorable little moffett? And what do you want Santa Mori to give you for Christmas, little miss~?" atsushi: we were just leaving now, hope you find your friend! elise: hey rintarou. Mori: *shiny eyes* "ELISE! WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO?!" elise: rain's stuck. again. rain: *in a skimpy reindeer costume and tied with ribbons* someone please get me down! TTATT atsushi: .____.;; sylvia: ._.;;; Mori: "..." *takes out his phone, snaps a picture* rain: YOU'RE TERRIBLE!! >A< Mori: "But predictable~ Now, what will this do..." *looks at one ribbon* rain: Q~Q;;;; Mori: "Let's test it~" *gives it a tug* Akutagawa: *walking by--spots Rain* "???" -squeeze- rain: STOOOOP!! TTATT atsushi: *trying to walk away quickly with sylvia* Mori: ^w^ Akutagawa: *sighs* *calls out* "Okay! Get ready, I'm going to cut..." Mori: "??? Akutagawa? What are you--?" *slice* *Rain falls down* rain: EEP! *catch* rain: ah! Chuuya: "Um...Hello." ^\\\^ rain: o///o t-t-thank you mr nakahara... Chuuya: "..." *looks at her* .\\\\. "Um...I didn't want to spoil it, but I guess now is the best time..." *sets her down, reaches into his shopping bag--and removes a brand-new coat* "H-Here. Make yourself decent..." rain:...*she puts it on* t-thank you... .///. elise: =3= come on you guys, those cakes wont buy themselves! atsushi: so it was a happy ending after all. ^^; Chuuya: ^\\\^; "You're welcome...Merry Christmas!" elise:....hey you, bag eyes. sylvia: ?? elise: don't talk to rintarou, he's gross. sylvia: um...o-ok... Mori: Q_Q Akutagawa: *eyeroll--and then sees--* "...!!!" *stares at Atsushi* atsushi: O_O >->;;;;;;;;; sylvia come on lets go now- Akutagawa: "Stop. You need your gift." atsushi: um.....thank you? I think? Akutagawa: *pulls out...a ball of yarn* atsushi:....thank you...I guess? here's....yours? *hands him some loose change, a paperclip, and a pack of gum* Akutagawa: "...I don't like spearmint. I like peppermint." atsushi: oh, *hands him a peppermint candy* Akutagawa: "..." *trying to hide shiny eyes* "Th-Thanks..." >\\\> atsushi: we're gonna go now bye *FLEES WITH SYLVIA* Akutagawa: "..." -3- -later- sylvia: hmmm...we still haven't found anything... QAQ Atsushi: TwT "Well, they are notoriously difficult...And batteries for Kyoka's taser would just encourage worse behavior." ???: oh? are you two in need of some help? sylvia: ?? -a person with long white hair smiles at them- Atsushi: "???" *stares* "...Just...looking..." ???: for something to give them?? hmm...*hands them a pair of gemstones* its not much, but I'm sure they will appreciate it. ^^ syvlia: ah! t-t-thank you- ???: its no problem at all, young one...*looks at atsushi* although I wonder...that man... Atsushi: OwO "...'Man'?" ???: in the bandages....do you really thing what he desires most is something of the material world? Atsushi: "...I mean, I had ideas of something...if not for him than maybe...Um...I-I don't know..." -the person has disappeared...- sylvia: ...ah! w-we should h-head back now! Atsushi: "B-But I haven't...I wanted..." *defeated sigh* -and so- Kunikida: "You're late." atsushi: sorry, sir. sylvia: m-m-miss kyouka! miss kyouka! miss kyo-... o///o atsushi:...whats with the costumes? yosano: director's orders fukuzawa: *in a santa beard* Kyoka: "...Hi, Sylvia." Tanizaki: *in an elf costume* ._. sylvia:...l-l-look! *hands her one of the gemstones* Kyoka: *shiny eyes* "Ooooo...Sylvia, it's beautiful." *smiles* sylvia: s-santa gave them to us! Kyoka: "..." *sets down the gem* "Which way did he go?" sylvia: I-I don't know, they just vanished.......santa was way more androgynous than I thought. yosano:...u..huh... Kyoka: *shakes her fist* "Next year, Santa...Next year." atsushi:...say, where is dazai? I wanted to talk to him. Kunikida: "He said something about 'tying up loose ends'-- ...Oh, sprinkles." *runs to his apartment* *breeze is felt through an open window* Dazai: *pops up behind Atsushi* "??? Where did Kunikida run off to?" atsushi: back to the apartments I think... *hoists dazai in* Dazai: "UMPH!" *crashes face-first onto the floor* "...Well, I was just there--was fixing the blinds in the baby's nursery, tying up loose ends--" atsushi: oh.. ^^; Dazai: *looks around* "Looks like everyone got their gifts..." atsushi:...almost....*sigh*.... Dazai: "??? What's wrong? I haven't seen you all day." atsushi:...I was trying to find a gift for you, but in the end, I couldn't find anything.....what is it you want for Christmas? Dazai: "..." *smiles, holds up two bottles* "Look what I got from Kunikida's desk drawer." atsushi:....dazai, please...I just want to know so I could...I dunno...make you feel a bit better? I guess? Dazai: "..." *sits down, grabs two glasses, pours drinks into each one* "Sit." atsushi: *takes a seat* Dazai: *hands him a drink* "Tell me something--you happy with this year?" atsushi:...yeah, I guess so. we've got a new member, and things seem to be doing well for the agency. Dazai: "..." *smiles* "Good. That's enough..." atsushi: ?? Dazai: ^w^ "If you're happy, I'm happy. And that's a pretty good gift." atsushi:....I guess so.... (still....) odasaku:....don't try to force it. let him open up when he feels like it. then just listen, let him vent. ok? atsushi:...(ok) Dazai: *looks at the Christmas lights...smiles* "Here's hoping we're doing this again next year." atsushi: yeah...merry Christmas.

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