#meanwhile xie lian's just like gimme that clammy true form giant-ass six foot five slab of skinny one-eyed grown man meat

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Tis not for me, but I think of all my ships Hualian is the one most likely to be into ageplay. They spend the whole damn first season/volume like,

Hua Cheng, batting his eyelashes and twiddling his thumbs: Uwu I am but a mischievous and strangely encyclopedic teenager who has run away from home. I will sleep in the woods tonight, unless some kind gege takes me in. 🥺 I'm scared of ghosts, gege. Won't you tell me my fortune, gege? Won't you brush my hair for me, gege?

Xie Lian, in a cartoonishly creaky exaggerated old man voice: Oh what a handsome young man, all the girls must chase you ehehe. I'll protect you from the ghosts, sonny. If only I had some strapping lad around to fix my nonexistent front door and carry the wood for me. I can't leave you out here overnight. Let me brush your hair.

When of course Xie Lian actually clocked who Hua Cheng really was after like .02 seconds. Dorks.

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #of course the sad meta here is hua cheng constantly trying to figure out what form xie lian will like most #and making some rather alarming guesses along the way #meanwhile xie lian's just like gimme that clammy true form giant-ass six foot five slab of skinny one-eyed grown man meat