#mean while Eddie (who’s thinking as if he’s in some romantic twilight type vampire movie is like:

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In the spirit of halloween I’ve thought up an Au I like to affectionately call ‘The worlds worst Vampire’ Au,

This ended up being a bit of a thought dump so I’m putting it under a read more lmao

Steve Harrington is indeed  a vampire.

Except he has managed to dodge almost every single vampire stereotype while simultaneously only managing to acquire the dumbest parts of vampire folklore. (A few examples, he cant use a mirror and has to use the reflection in his pool to style his hair, he once got stuck outside of Dustins house for an hour because he didnt explicitly welcome him into his house, eating garlic makes him violently throw up and break out into hives, he gets sunburn ridiculously easily, he also cannot walk over streams and rivers, any food that isnt meat has the same effect as milk to a lactose intolerant person. He has near chronic tummy aches because if this lmaooo)

He gets all these negative side effects and the only bonuses are: ever so slight strength (no, he cannot bend metal, but he can rip a demobat in half), can kinda see in the dark, and he can turn into bat(that being said, turning back into a human is a whole other ballpark. The first part is easy, the second is not) As you can imagine, the guy is really not too fussed about the whole Vampirism thing in general and treats it more like a nuisance than anything special

Enter Eddie ‘definitely had a vampire phase as a kid’ Munson who’s frankly appalled at how un-vampire-like Steve is and you have the perfect storm of someone determined and crazy enough to try and teach a vampire how to actually be a vampire.

Shenanigans ensue.

#honestly I might actually write up a shirt one shot #I think I need to try my hand at writing something other than Robins guide and that general Au #so maybe writing a short one shit filled with random scenarios could be kind of fun #idk what do you guys think? #au #stranger things #talkin #Steve Harrington #Eddie Munson #stranger things au #Itt would literally just be Eddie dressing Steve up in gothic clothing while the guy stands there like #-_- can I go home now #additional note #Steve is 'vampire vegan' in which he will not touch blood with a 6 foot pole #mean while Eddie (who’s thinking as if he’s in some romantic twilight type vampire movie is like: #Eddie: you can drink my blood (please) if you need to (oh my god please do it) I don’t mind #<- said in the tone of a fair maiden offering herself as sacrific #Steve (eating his jolly way through a box of chicken nuggets): ewhat????? the fuck??? no thanks????