#me: man these yiga boys get levels like a motherfucker. they need better weapons tho. *looks at weapons' seals* oh! ha ha. i do thaaaat.

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I may have futzed around with regular and EX non-story missions/vicious monsters too much before finishing the main Age of Calamity storyline missions.

Allies: Oh god oh no there's a Malice Hinox in the courtyard!!!

Zelda: *runs in, puts a light ring on it, does her special* No there's not.

Blood Moon: *rises*

Allies: *collective screaming* THE MONSTERS ALL CAME BACK ALIVE?

Zelda, Link, Impa, and Rhoam: *about 3 minutes later* No they didn't.

#kidk says stuff #legend of zelda #age of calamity #it's not my fault!! i had covid and had to play by myself for like two weeks and i don't do story missions without my gf! #malice enemies are as nothing to zelda. i did the EX guardian of remembrance mission and she wiped the floor with astor. whoops!! #see also: i got kohga and looked away for 5 seconds and suddenly he was level 65. i didn't realize i gave him a weapon with ++ to exp lol #me: man these yiga boys get levels like a motherfucker. they need better weapons tho. *looks at weapons' seals* oh! ha ha. i do thaaaat.