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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#my college dorm windowsill has: #one living plant (mine) one dead plant (roommate’s) a tiny glass decorative water pitcher #several colorful jars one glass coke bottle a clock we don’t look at a mushroom carving she stole (from a chain) #rocks and flowers and a tin that says flower shope on it #not as weird as my trinket shelf but still fun

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#i think this is what you see when you die #unaffiliated with any religion. at some point you’re just like man this is crazy. and this happens

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allura from voltron save me

save me

save me allura from voltron

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Trying to figure something out about myself; please reblog this for a larger sample size.

#as someone who falls in love with their friends i know the difference well by now #i am with my lovely gf and am a fan of monogamy so it’s far easier to tell now ofc #but she was also my situationship turned best friend turned partner so uhhh #but i have been quite aware of any feelings for them or anyone else. #i tend to have intense platonic connections as well so yk. skip a rock hit a strong feeling ig

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I really wish arknights didn't have a character who's named for an ethnic slur of my people

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#genre #and if an author or series has a genre overlap then those genres go right next to each other so there’s plausible deniability

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#chronic migraines for only the women in such specific ways

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So embarrassing but I’m having a zukka moment rn

Also Azula + Sokka bffs bcs if she got the therapy she deserves I’m telling u their brains together wud be unbeatable

(Ugh I keep flipping Sokka’s scars forgive me)

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your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

#“today it’s as dark as my roots” #lorde (solar power)

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Say in the tags!

#… cats #via vhs tape at my mèmére’s house when i was nine

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marty scorsese cosmic guilt tuesday everyone give it up for marty scorsese cosmic guilt tuesday

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If this poll gets a hundred thousand votes before the voting period is up I'll write a short-form tabletop RPG where you play as members of a former-girls-in-boxes support group.

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i think it’s really funny when fandom people make fun of nonfandom people for not recognizing a fandom url. shit like “jackstanifold” or “strifesuccubus” or “hobocop” are not immediately recognizable as fandom references dude

#well. if you know check please you know this is a reference to jack zimmerman himself #but lads. i have a confession. jack zimmerman is in no way my type in men. #i was merely suprised nobody had taken “snackzimmerman” yet #omgcp #… and yes i know this is because my user has one less n than the actual name #this is because “snack” is the more important comedic element

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

🔲 tupperware follow

can you actually fuck off

🥣 countercandy mutuals

☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

🐾 dogbowl follow

dusty ass

🍴silverwarewolf following

all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

🥡 lunchb0x follow

Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

🔁cast-iron following

anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

🥤 papercup mutuals

WASP IN ME

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"Read Banned Books" a new full page cartoon essay published in The New York Times Arts & Leisure section today.