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#maybe ill ask my mom tomorrow and chat to her bf
loverboybitch · 1 year
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from the Seditionaries collection book by Hiroshi Fujiwara and Jun Takahashi, scans via archivepdf.net.//.
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huangfilms · 6 years
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Florist!Donghyuck
summary: hi i really hate this person and i saw your sign that you make personal bouquets and i would like you to make one where it gives the message of how much i hate them if it isn’t too much to ask for 
requested by: a lovely anon!! thanks love❤️
(A/N) ajsdhgf okay so She Is Here!!! i don’t know what i wrote!! i always never know what i write cause when i write sometimes i just black out and suddenly its finished but i hope this is what you wanted you lovely anon!!! thank you for requesting <333
okay so you just recently went through a break up
that fool was the biggest asshole ever and you don’t even know w hy
so you broke up with them !!! good for u sis !! 
honestly they cheated on u with a close friend of yours and you just,,, didn’t care anymore
well you didnt care That Much Anymore
u still care to the point where u are 2day
and thats going to a florist to passive aggressively say how much u hate them in flowers
i mean u saw a sign that says ‘we make personalized bouquets!!’ so u hope they can just do this For You
so you walk in a lil angry 
and you have This Mad Face and the florist currently working thinks its the cutest thing
the florist is donghyuck
and he just sees you fuming and you look?? like a lil baby munchkin so adorable omg
and so hes just waiting for you to say something And Eventually You Do Say Something
he didnt expect this rant to come out of ur mouth
‘my s/o just cheated on me like a week ago and Yes i am still mad about it and i saw your sign about making personalized bouquets and i just wanted to ask if you can make the most Passive Aggressive bouquet so i can tell them that i hate them without actually telling them i hate them??’
and you say more but at the end of your little rant donghyuck is just trying to hold in his laughter because youre so adorable omg
and hes all like,, ‘sure sweets,,, also,,,,,,, do u need to talk about it? i can have it done by the end of the day and i could use sum company since ill b the only one on duty’
and u get shocked cause LMAOOO this cute ass florist really b out here! making ur heart beat fast! just by asking u to keep him company!
___ don’t fall for the first person to b nice to you since ur break up challenge [FAILED]
so ur like,,, ive got no plans so sure
and you just hang around and look through all of the flowers
and while youre looking around youre just asking him what each flower means
and some beautiful flowers have the most unpleasant meanings LMAOOO
and hyuck is just living for this cause you are just so adorable lkdfjha
it becomes like 5 PM so suddenly and you needa go home cause yo mama will b wondering where u been for the last few hours LMAO
so you tell him that hey,,, you gotta leave but youll come back tomorrow to pick up the flowers!!!
‘it was nice meeting you donghyuck ! im y/n’
and u see him melt from u saying his name
its the cutest sight omg
and so you just leave and hyuck is just in awe because wow ! youre adorable t h e
so he just spends the rest of his time making the bouquet of hatred
its not that much time, he closes the store at 7 since hes got a lot of stuff to do like hw since hes in his last year of highschool
but anywho
you come back the next day bright and early on saturday
and hyuck is there bright and early
and you just greet him with a big smile and then u remember why ur there and ur smile is g o ne 
so you asking him if the bouquet is done and how much it is and all that jazz
and he says that ur total comes out to an even $11 so u give him exact change and then u ask what kinda flowers he included
so he goes into detail about each of them (i know nothing of flowers just the most basic info like red roses mean a deep love or whatever LMAO)
then at the end of his explanation you just evilly grin and ask him to write on a card very nicely of the names of each flower he included
he does just that and then he gives you a big smile ! the actual sun? yes.
and you tip him some money and then you wave him goodbye! and then the actual sun is not shining anymore cause you left
when you give your ex s/o the bouquet, you tell them ‘here, search each flower that was written on this card and find out their meanings, have a nice life.’
and you just leave cause!! wooo frick them! u r free !
then u miss donghyuck even tho u met him like yesterday
smh
like he was real witty and funny when u guys talked
u just go home nd ur all like ‘SIGH’ and ur mom is just wondering if your okay LMAOO
but the next day u plan on seeing him just cause
but to make it not loo k like ur just trying to see him,,, u buy a SINGLE flower
when hyuck sees u walk in the shop he Lights Up omghhshs
The Actual Sun Im Telling You
‘hey hyuck!! how r u!!’ and he MELTS
YOURE SO DJSJJD AADORABLEKFJS
well anyway you guys chat for a while and you decide youre going to buy a carnation or something
‘just a single flower?’ and he shyly grins at u
you turn the cutest shade of pink abby uwus her way thru this headconnon pt three
then he chuckles a lil and you laugh a bit with him
while hes totaling up your single flower, you chat with him some more
‘here’s your flower, have a nice day!’ and he smiles His Smile u all know what im talking about
and youre Sad Again
this continues for weeks
you buying ONE flower, him being the sun, u guys pining talking
you guys get to know each other more and more over the weeks go by
and suddenly you have these???feelings??? for the sun??? yes.
but of course you dont Say Anything cause he might not like u like that and u would still like to talk to him even if its just as friends
but sis,,,, u have No Idea that donghyuck has been Pining Over You Since Forever
cause sometimes you ask him to pick your single flower for the day and its him confessing his feelings through flowers but you dont need to know that
the Cutest Shit I Know
but then he just sighs when you leave and he feels the hurt of unrequited love
hyuck bub,,, chill out sweetie
IF YALL WOULD JUST OPEN UR FUCKIN EARS THEN YALL WOULD BE TOGETHER BUT I MEAN I G U E S S
literally everyone is rooting for you guys,,,, i cant--
everyone sees The Eyes whenever you guys look at each other, but the other isnt looking at you
sometimes hyuck even turns Red just by looking at you, like you dont even catch him or anything he just turns red
but hyuck is just like,,,,, hnnngg maybe they like me,,,,,,,,, so he picks out an aster and tells u to search up the meaning for this one this time
(its a symbol of love/daintiness) 
and when u do your heart absolutely Soars
because!! he likes you too!!! what !!!
when you come back the next day you just find him and pull him into a hug and say ‘i like you too’ and hyuck turns pink and its dshalkadorablejdf
and so he asks you out on a date and its cute cause you say yes!
the day of the date he takes you to a flower field and he picks small flowers and sticks them in both your hair and his
ITS ! SO ! CUTE !
and many dates later hyuck finally asks you to be his! and u! yell ! yes!
saldkjhflakjsdh
OKAY BUT hycuk finding the most beautiful flowers to give you
like a red or white camellia !! (red means: youre a flame in my heart, white means: youre adorable!!)
and he just tells you the meanings cause you deserve to know and he wants u to hear it from him
ONE DAY HE GIVES YOU A BOUQUET OF DAISYS ! (innocence ! loyal love !) and hyuck is always shy when telling you the meanings
few months into your relationship, he gives you a red chrysanthemum,,,,, sister !
and you understand this one because you are IN LOVE with these flowers because they mean--
‘I love you.’
you then look up with a few tears in your eyes and you say--
‘i love you too, hyuck’ and you give him the biggest hug ever!!!
everything is soft everything is cute
im always soft whats new queens
but anyway!!! end!! hyuck as a florist would be so cute??? but him as ur bf AND a florist??? EVEN CUTER!
so! end!!! hyuck deserves the whole world omg
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curseofaphrodite · 2 years
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hi
excuse meeee! i AM your bestie and we sip tea together 😤☝️
yesss i cannot wait to get out of this school
you ending tina>>>>
I'M SO TEMPTED TO TELL HIS GF BUT IT'S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE WE LAST TALKED AND IDK WHO SHE IS SO HONESTLY IDK HOW TO TELL HER
would it be awkward if i go up to her randomly and say "hey actually your bf is a pervert and he kissed a 13 yr old 3 years ago and surprise surprise surprise that underage person was me! take care lol whoop his ass pls material girl<333" SORRY I GOT CARRIED AWAY
i have my 10th std s pre boards from monday and i'm shitting myself bc i'm sick and idk how tf am i supposed to write the exam 🥲👍 *i'll pass tho i have that much trust in myself*
anyways i love childhood friends to lovers trope and the fact that my bf and i were friends since forever makes me happy 😩🤎 yk he brings me flowers, dances in the rain w me, let's me be the big spoon while cuddling (flex 💪), takes care of me when i'm sick (happens very often lmao 😭), gives the best bear hugs and forehead kisses i cry wtf he's so adorable🥲💗 and and and he praises the heck out of me honestly my praise kink📈📈
oh and he gets along with my mum too-
in short i'm simping for him rn
ANYWAYS TORI HOW ARE YOUUU?? I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY BC YOU MY GORGEOUS ARE A GIRLBOSS<33 I LOVE YOU AND SOME FLOWERS FOR YOU 😩💐💐💐💐💐💐
-🔮
p.s. if i want i'll pop again in few minutes to annoy you bc why not 😋😊😊✨✨🥰🥰 #suchagoodfriend
once again i went from :| to :D when i saw your msg.
i think you should tell her that. just make sure she doesn't rat you out or try to make you feel unsafe. like, some bishes tries to be like "omg thats heavy accusation, lemme ask your mom~" I really want her to know about the shitty bf tho so i support you in whatever you decide to do.
OH AHAHAH can I tell you the biggest flex of my life? our boards were cancelled altogether MWAH. thats right I was part of the last year CBSE boards and at the last moment, they pulled the plug. I was SO sobbing happily. I'll manifest that for you too. tbh i hear a lot of news on TV about students saying they need the exam to be online or cancelled cause they have a lot of topics to catch up on. maybe itll be taken into consideration but boards are boards, they love to torture us 😭
PLS your bf sounds so cute, im so happy for you 😭😭😩 pls make me your maid of honor thanks !!
IM GOOD, im in math rn and chatting with my bestie (you) and vibing to music. tomorrow its offline classes which im looking forwards to cause there's this dude I wanna kiss and stab at the same time 😚 I can't do either tho cause he said he likes me last year and I literally went "no thanks" 😭 I need to stop ignoring his existence someday.
ONE GIRLBOSS TO ANOTHER, HERE'S SOME MORE FLOWERS 💐🌸🌸🌸🌺🌼🌷🥀🌹🌹🌹
p.s msg me whenever you want, ill wait with cookies.
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