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xxfillerxx · 17 days

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thing you should know about vyn that makes him 1000× funnier

So you know that post that's like

Yeah. Yeah thats vyn deadass. At least one phonecall, maybe a couple stories and definitely main story chapter 10 (i think?), the one where Artem almost dies. He sees some tragedy play out whether it's a story EG the cowherd and weaver girl (phonecall), his parent's outcome of splitting up (food for thought), or artem and MC being in mortal peril or whatever, then goes "aha couldnt be me, I would never let that happen." Like PLEASE 😭😭 if ur not a vyn fan pls understand this man is so FUNNY. He goes all "oh, that's a nice story :) how unfortunate for them. I, on the other hand, would never let that happen, MC."

And you know it's Vyn so theres a good chance it probably WOULDNT happen. This man is prideful (wont allow himself to bug others, let anyone pity him, shows off in front of MC, lowkey jealous too but in a funny way- this man isnt yandere or anything hes just a funny little guy) but in a subtle tm way.

Also another small funny thing about him showing off- 1st chapter of his personal story, this pickup artist tries showing off to MC to woo her and after he goes "😌🤓☝️ermh actually he was wrong abt the montblanc facts + i sent you these delicious ones i made myself", SHOWING OFF and one-upping the dude only a few hours after. Also the SR story where he A) sees MC enchanted by a magic show so he practices a magic trick in secret to look like a pro before her (literally dude looks like hes a pro but hes "anxious to outdo others" and usually practices smth in secret to look like a pro) B) sees her rave abt it when his old friend performed it so he goes all "hey dont u think magicians are LIARS theyre actually not that impressive" before losing a light hearted debate with MC abt it and C) gets insecure when he had to perform his trick right after they see a more elaborate magic trick and whem MC goes "no i want to see it im sure itll be great" and when he does he goes "I can do what they can do. I wont lose to anyone in front of you."

This guy is SO funny. I figured hed be the elegant, standoffish yet caring character who maybe did some dark stuff on the side. But no bc i was expecting another Lucien but this guy is HILARIOUS with a lot of subversive moments and traits (lots of the characters are). This dude is less of a threat and more of a silly little guy once you read more

HES ALSO CLINGY HE JUST HIDES IT. Vyn, gripping his knees in Trace of Puff: 16 days 14 hours 23 minutes MC pls i couldnt bear being a month without you 😔😔

"during this period... I will practice spending my days thinking of you." THIS GUY IS DOWN B A D 😂😂😂

also this one's more obvious but him being a grouchy Not Morning Person who hates being woken up early too that one's funny

#Tot spoilers #Tot #Tears of themis #Tears of themis spoilers #Vyn richter #That being said dont talk to me abt Near and Far its something else #Idk why yall r so hung up on False tears when near and far is RIGHT there 💀 its worse tbh #Anyway I love Vyn hes so funny to me #THIS WAS JIST MEANT TO BE ABT THE “IM BUILT DIFFERENT PART” BUT IT TURNED INTO THIS LMAO

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velvett-tearss · 3 years

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Hi! If it's not much to ask could I request a hc for Reiner where their s/o is bilingual? If more specific it could be Portuguese, but you can choose if you wanna keep it general I don't mind ;) thank you a lot :3 <3

Reiner With A Bilingual S/O

a/n: thank u for the request 🙏 I didn’t know whether to use canonverse or modern au, but I love frat boy Reiner so I took the liberty to choose lol, imagine him learning a different language just for u ugh where can i find one???, anyway hope you enjoy it <3

genre: modern au, headcannons

warnings: cursing, gn!reader, just Reiner being amazing <3

- Reiner loves listening to you talk in different languages lmao

- loves to sit and listen to you talk to your parents or siblings or cousins in a language he barely understands

- you could call him an asshole and he’d be like wow so elegant 😻

- notices how your voice kinda changes like in speed or pitch and is in awe lmao

- he thinks it’s so impressive that you can talk and understand two (or more) different languages

- it literally boggles his mind at how much your brain can hold ??

- “babe, what does this mean?”

- at the start of your relationship, he was intent on learning at least the basics of the other language you spoke

- does his duolingo everyday like a good boy 🥲

- he listens to songs that are popular in places where your language is spoken so he can understand the slang and pronunciation better 🤓

- he is actually very nervous and shy when it comes to actually speaking in the language, especially when it comes to your family because he doesn’t want to mispronounce anything ):

- you got into an argument and you called him a name like shit head or idiot or something in your other language

- and he called you one right back lmfao

- the audacity of this man 🙄

- and you don’t know whether to be flattered that he said the word so well and used it correctly or offended that he said the word so well and used it correctly 😀

- has graduated to being able to read memes and actually understands them 😩

- thinks it’s funny when you mix up words in either language lmao

- “hey, Reiner, can you pass the . . uh, crap . . . what’s it - oh! the remote!”

- he likes seeing you get frustrated 😈

- he tries his best to stay in touch with new slang and keeps up with the latest news and scandals 👀

- likes to try dishes that are made where your language is spoken lmao he thinks it will help him understand how to speak it better

- watches movies and tv shows in the language and gets too invested in them, he will grieve over a character’s death for a week deadass

- he has tried to convince his friends to learn with him and is very surprised to know that Armin knows the language well enough to hold a small conversation ???

- “babe, wait. why do you have so many spices?”

- he went to go eat with his frat-bros at a restaurant that just so happened to serve food from where your language is spoken, and he was able to talk to the waiters so well 👏

- Eren and Connie just look at each other before turning to him like 😦 in shock because

- “bro, I didn’t know you could talk like that? why didn’t you tell us?”

- and Reiner’s like oh no reason 😏 but he’s lowkey so flattered inside lmao he loves that his friends think it’s so cool bc they would probably think you’re so cool

- he just loves you so much he would do anything for you, even learn a new language if it meant he got to spend more time with you <3

#reiner braun #reiner x reader #reiner braun x reader #reiner braun x you #aot reiner #aot headcanons #snk headcanons #snk x reader #snk #shingeki no kyojin headcannons #attack on titan x reader #Reiner Braun x gn!reader

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