#lookin at you blue eye samurai fandom!!! good god yall. what on earth

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Tumblr fandom logic these days: if two characters with different sets of genitals hook up, then they’re straight and cis and the ship is hetero and it’s all Bad and Boring and Problematic

My old tired bi ass:

“All that matters is what’s in your pants” is not the great woke take y’all seem to think it is!!!

#lookin at you blue eye samurai fandom!!! good god yall. what on earth #this terfy biphobic shit is sending me #shop whatever you want I genuinely support your right to ship anything anywhere anytime idgaf #but ‘dick equals male and male equals straight and straight equals bad’ is a horrible mess of a way to think #that villainizes men and amab folks in the sack like they are cursed or something and it’s not cute #and I want a t shirt that says ‘is that ship you hate resllyvproblemstic or are you just being terfy and biphobic right now’ #u g h I cannot imagine watching a show like blue eye samurai and coming away from all that glorious gender and sexuality buffet with… THAT #the kids are not alright #and queerness is not a food pyramid where there’s Good on the top and Bad on the bottom #there are no moral categories go outside touch grass and take a shot or something jfc