#literally my dream blunt rotation like fr

[scarasweetheart]

dream blunt rotation

characters: kazuha, albedo, kaeya, diluc, childe, venti (mentioned; zhongli, itto)

genre: sfw in terms of no smut; crack i think ???

warnings: weed, lots of weed; modern ?????? au idfk 💀💀💀 (bc i mention snezhnaya but like. idk interpret how u will); Minimal Effort writing 💖

a/n: bc i was talking to @artiepooh amd. and. /// these arent my usual breed of hcs my bad yall

kazuha

         ↬ kazuha bc. bc. i don't think i need to explain this one.

         ↬ he brings the weed and is also the designated roller — his fingers are skilled asf 🤤

         ↬ pregames the fucking smoke session too 💀💀 he's alr smoked a joint before everyone else got there 😭 (just like me fr 😍)

         ↬ hes def got a high-ish tolerance methinks. from how often he smokes yk

         ↬ rolls joints and blunts equally well hes just that good

albedo

         ↬ albedo would prompt all the interesting convos i think ????? most of them ("interesting")

         ↬ kaeya once asked him if he could alchemy some weed while they were all fuckin zonked

         ↬ they later found out that he could, in fact, alchemy up some weed but. it actually tasted So Bad so weed has yet to be alchemy'd up again

         ↬ he. he will just. if there is a spider around. he just picks it up n eats it if no one stops him. (please stop him)

         ↬ just. munchin 😟

kaeya / diluc

         ↬ k: "if yo leg get cut off will it hurt"

         ↬ d: "duh your leg got cut off"

         ↬ k: "where are you gonna feel the pain"

         ↬ d: "in your le—"

         ↬ they get along surprisingly well ????

         ↬ "well" 💀 they tolerate each other and dont argue 💖

         ↬ kaeya also brings some weed i'd say ??? he's rlly good at rolling blunts also 🧐

childe

         ↬ PRIMARY SNACK MAN, he usually has some banger fuckin snacks tbh

         ↬ brings nasty ass snacks from like snezhnaya and elsewhere overseas and convinces everyone that "they're a delicacy there !!!"

         ↬ they were not delicacies.

         ↬ but !!!! the. the good snacks that he does bring are actually rlly good fr he's just gotta prank everyone first

         ↬ was banned from bringing his own weed bc it was literally so fuckin dry and nasty

         ↬ is also banned from rolling ........... (see: here)

         ↬ gets fidgety ???????? when hes high

                 ↬(if he were w his s/o, his hands would be All Over them)

         ↬ he definitely owns a dab pen (or several) theres no way he isn't a cart man

venti

         ↬ secondary snack man

         ↬ him and childe always get Hella munchies and eat like over half of everything 💀💀💀 (menaces)

         ↬ in charge of music for the sesh also !! setting the mood or whateva 🙌 absolutely bangin spotify playlists

         ↬ always ends up getting crossfaded ????? bc he brings lil airplane bottles of alcohol for himself 😭

         ↬ also pregames the smoke sesh

         ↬ can roll fairly well tbh ?????

         ↬ but better at rolling joints tho methinks

not invited to the smoke session:

zhongli

         ↬ he just. does not shut up. albedo's gonna say sth ab. how spiders are good "if you just cook them right" (🙄) and now you've got zhongli talkin ab the history of spiders ?????? (where does he keep this fucjin knowledge stored away ?????????)

         ↬ hope this mf gets cottonmouth so he'll shut the fuck up 😭😭💀

itto

         ↬ BLUNT HOG ALERT

         ↬ absolutely do not invite this mf to group sessions, he will eat all the mf snacks and hog ghe fucnin blunt 💀💀💀💀

masterlist.

#god these were so lazy i wrote them in like 45min im sorry yall #genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #not x reader for once surprisingly 😦 #kaedehara kazuha #albedo genshin #kaeya alberich #diluc ragnvindr #childe genshin impact #venti genshin impact #genshin hcs

[the-acid-pear]

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT last spin-off before Baki-Dou! This one actually happens after Baki: Son of Ogre and it's more about Hanayama so this will be fun! Time to read Baki Gaiden: Scarface ☺️

Chapter 1

No hace falta decir que quede re fisura de mi pelado pero bueno el Yakuza es bueno tambien

I looove color 😍

He's just 5 cm taller than Yuji-chan 🤣

Red eyes 😳

This is boring af but i will give it another chance

Chapter 2

Mean af kid smh :/

That mf hot as FUCK but we all know that

He's stupid 😂

Nakey

Ooohhyugyy flashbacks to his fight with Spec 😍☺️

Hana you are literally younger than him

HEHEOKJEJSHWG I MISS THE PRISONERS SM

WASN'T IT 4? STOP LYING YOU ASSHOLE

That ending was a bit 🥺 ngl

Chapter 3

I love that they have clothes his size

Kizaki is this you bro?

Mmm patas (judging Itagaki here)

OH SO THIS HAPPENS BEFORE THE CHILDHOOD SAGA?

SO HE WASN'T LYING HUH

It's been weeks but i need to read more

Chapter 4

"well, don't"

Kizaki has girlboss vibes

Same meal as when he was a kid... So cute

I love the effect Hana has on ppl

Chapter 5

Where... Is this gout thing going?

Why would Hana just, destroy a train?

ALI?!

Oh, no :/

I think i know who this T-Rex lad might be 😳

Mf went 😰

Aw bro this is sad af

Fang OwO

"the big muscle guy from America" beautiful description of Oliva

IGARIIII I MISS YOUUU 😭😭😭

It's funny how Kureha can revive ppl but cannot cure arthritis smh

Chapter 6

Damn he's LORGE

God i relate to this guy so bad

HE'S CRYING BRO 😢💔

Chapter 7

Hana needs to wear hats fr

STUFFED BEAR?!

I'm literally going to cry

Child? Idk if he's younger than you Hana

Chapter 8

BROOOO HAPPY ENDING IM GONNA CRYYY 🥺😭💞

Chapter 9

This is wholesome as fuck

"HANAYAMA IS BUDDHA"

T-Rex my beloved

Chapter 10

FISHERMAN HANA OBSESSED

Big fish!!!

A woman as example? Wow 😳

Motherfuckers took his ass smh

Glad he learnt how to swim, he didn't know when he was 15 <3

HOHWKHLSKDG 👁️👁️

Obsessed

Chapter 11

Um, orcas are literally right there??

He's pissed off >:D

AAYUTWUTQUWRURQRUWUSR

Small brain LOL!

Like boobs

King

Chapter 12

K-Kizaki. You are wearing a suit.

YESSS HANA GET HIS ASS 😍

THE FIRST VICE GRIP YOOO

Chapter 13

OBSESSED WITH BABY HANA

Men, WOOO

Girl what

Yo ignoring this freak, it would be cool af if Jack n Hana ever fought

A... Mf in the comments doesn't know Ricardo Milos is gay 🧍

Chapter 14

Drip

I love how kind he is

WAUSRAYEAYEEASYRS

At least there were no civilians hurt

Chapter 15

That WAS cool yeah

OF COURSE YOU PISSED YOUR PANTS

LOOK AT THEM ARHAJSJAJ

RED PANDA

I mean he's not wrong but he's past a hunk man

Chapter 16

Dilf

FOURTH TIME THEY SAY FAG WOOO NEW RECORD 👏

A penguin :y

This guy is kinda cool

Chapter 17

OH HI T-REX BABY 🥺

He's just trying his best man ough, this is sadder than Toba's backstory 😢

HEHEHE

UGZYFSYDyes GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM GOING TO CRY

Okay i looked it up and T-Rex is 17 I'm going to try avoid jail time and not say i want to kiss him

Chapter 18

Are those his gums? Is he toothless?

Bro he looks so peaceful 🥺,,,

Oh my god.

Chapter 19

Hey isn't this the cop from the second book?

This mf more op than Dorian or Baki (in the illusion sense)

NOOO I THOUGHT HE WAS A PET

Oh NVM utdduayeysrsyrate

Chapter 20

C'mon he's trying :/

I mean queen idk maybe a lil hot? I like idk girl

Pimp

He isss a gentleman~

Chapter 21

I have no idea what this guy is saying

Freak

Yo that's too far :/

Chapter 22

Oh shit that's true i never thought of it but all these men must suffer a LOT when it rains, especially considering all the broken and broken and broken bones they have

HEHEHE THIS DUD

OwO

Chapter 23

It's like that post of the hedgehog, legit funny tho

Oh no 😰

Oh he didn't have teeth fr i see

YUJIRO WIG? 😳

Fucked up man

Chapter 24

Shit this was a short one tf

Chapter 25

HE PUNCHED THE ILLUSION AWAY YOOO

This midget a freak bro

Chapter 26

Smoking his weed, dream blunt rotation

Idk man they bad guys but i like these assassins

Rip 😔💔 /j

Chapter 27

How did his pants fall?

Also he fights naked sm seeing him like that isn't even like 😳 lmao

Hey Hana? Hana bro? Don't die here bro

HEY HANA PLEASE???

Chapter 28

OH THANK GOD

T-REX AUGH BLESS YOUR SOUL 😭💞

OH MY GOD BABY DONT DIE OUT THERE

USTYEAYATEAEAA THIS WHORE

Oh hey Tokugawa

ITSSURYEAYSRSYEYES BALD 💀

Mf couldn't put on pants no pussy out sort of doctor

Chapter 29

RETSU, KATSUMI! Wait, wasn't this during the Raitai tournament? HE KNEW AND DIDN'T TELL BAKI? Brooo :/

A WOMAN YAHAJAHAFA poor kureha

WIG 😭💀

Yessss Shiba 😢💞

Assholes y'all are making me cry

"My boy Kureha always coming in clutch to deus ex machina the shit out of every dying character" he's our hero

Chapter 30

Kureha passed out is cute

They are gonna arrive and he's gonna be gone already i bet

I called it

Fucking legend

Chapter 31

Hana don't die NOW

Chapter 32

OH HEY YUJI-CHAN, THIS IS UNEXPECTED!

I'm gonna lose it.

Imagine thinking you can get a finger from Yujiro lmao

Moustache assassin hot

NICE

I was willing to believe that

Chapter 33 and last

He's stronger than Yujiro, he knows how to use doors! 😍

Yuichiro who? Hanayama babey

Hehe the dudesss, i recognize that noseless guy. I was gonna point him out when he first appeared but i chose not to

That outfit lmao

AUGH T-REX DONT DIE PLSSS 🥺

AUGH FUCK WORST CLIFFHANGER EVER PAIN AGONY DEATH AND HATRED IN THE WORLD!!!!

NVM GUYS THERE'S ONE MORE

Chapter 36

YOU GO T-REX KILL MAIM DESTROY

Oh god he's pissed off 👁️👁️

YESSS SHIBA YOU KING, MY SWEET BOY IS SAVED

Okay even bigger of a cliffhanger now :/

#luly talks #Baki liveblog #i dropped this manga for a while but i get withdrawal if i dont read this manga for too long #so here i am reading Scarface <3 #it was better than i thought in fact it was AMAZING #AND IT SHOULD DEF CONTINUE MAN THAT ENDING WAS PAINFUL #man........ i even got a new favorite boy 🥺