#listen i'm just obsessed with this au i want artemis and tony to kiss!!!

[issuedsideways]

okay so i haven't worked on it in several years and i am absolutely in no place to go rewriting it right now because i am in the middle of other fics!! but. i do have like 30k of a draft of a Tony Stark/Artemis Fowl daemon AU/HDM fusion that i am unbelievably serious about.

unfortunately i probably need to overhaul the entire plot but it has some serious promise. the gist is that Tony meets Artemis and they get along immediately, which completely accidentally spirals into the two of them dismantling the disaster Howard got himself into with the Magisterium. (he is involved with intercision privately, and publicly he is a big name in the scientific community re: Dust. as well as owning the only transatlantic airship line) (this is all vitally important to the plot)

Tony is mostly kept out of these things. but Artemis, who is very interested in Dust for magical reasons as well as scientific reasons, takes meeting him as opportunity to make a connection and gets an invite to their home and everything (which is absolutely not for theft reasons.) except then they actually end up getting along (not the plan.) so now all of a sudden they're attached. and Artemis starts questioning things that Tony has no answers to and together they get too suspicious.

there's a whole thing about both of them having male daemons and how that plays out for both of them different in a fantasy homophobia kind of way, because i think that's so compelling and i want to give Artemis a gender crisis (ask me about my trans girl Artemis headcanons)

and there is so much daemon touching in this fic (consensually and otherwise) because it's so interesting to me. give me unique and strange kinds of intimacy and violation that absolutely cannot exist in the real world and i start biting. plus i'm so invested in the Howard drama i have invented for him. there is something to the worldbuilding in the HDM universe that makes me go feral i stg

#speaking of issues #daemon au meta #not sure if i have things in that tag already but i might start just dumping thoughts out here because why not #artemis fowl #tony stark #marvel #af #howard stark #listen i'm just obsessed with this au i want artemis and tony to kiss!!! #i want them to feel safe enough together that they can touch each other's daemons despite all the complications they may have! #i want them to be too close in a weird way. you have no idea