#lina laments.txt

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do you guys know about the balkan lynx. they are very cute & very endangered & you should care very much about them 🥰

#i was SOOO excited when they put me in state quarantine in mavrovo national park #as if i was gonna see one from the window lol #it’s our national animal :D #the one in the middle is named marko iirc #balkan blogging #lina laments.txt

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omg billie eilish gave an interview where she said verbatim "i want my face in a vagina" as an explanation of how she realized her sexuality & here come the puritan bitches talking abt ~*sapphic love in media*~

girl go eat someone out & stfu

#it's about sex because up until very recently it wasn't actually WLW having the conversations abt sex but men who were fetishizing us jfc #not to mention it's her own personal discovery journey she's recounting it's not about you or the media ffs #lina laments.txt

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i love how useless & dysfunctional everything is in capitalism <3 my package is returned to sender because idk... the driver just didn't feel like dropping it off i guess? their customer service "can't do anything about it since it's in the sorting center & they can't call it back" (??? from THEIR sorting center?). the sender is not replying to any of my customer support emails & since they don't have a number i can call to curse them out, i guess my only options now are to go physically looking for it & do the jobs of several multinational companies or just fuck myself & piss away the 40 euros i gave on a plush doll :)

#literally none of the people involved in this process are doing their job let alone doing it WELL #exactly how & what am i supposed to do about this except threaten terrorism? #for legal purposes that is a joke #lina laments.txt

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#if u have the will & motivation to do it with that sparkly oughties font be my guest #balkan blogging #lina laments.txt #this being taken at tabanovce too is just *chef’s kiss*

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i'm not delusional or arrogant enough to believe i singlehandedly started this trend of memeification of yugoslav music (god knows yugonostalgia has existed since the 90s & there were pages doing literal translations of lyrics before us) but it is kinda crazy how many have tried replicating that viral cultural moment with eerily similar methods like damn think of smth else maybe

#don't even get me started on those that straight up stole our name/brand #finally knew how kylie minogue felt when jenner came after her #lina laments.txt

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eastern european mitski: sometimes a drink feels like a family

#she was. astounding #i can count on one hand the artists who are able to sound exactly like the studio recordings #better even #lina laments.txt

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also this might be a boomer take idc but those 70s music polls reminded me

if bijelo dugme was a british/american band everyone would have been gagging over them why lie

#idc if u disagree argue w ur mom she'll tell u the same thing as she told me last night when i fucked her #lina laments.txt #balkan blogging

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dutch doctors are insane, u will be like “hey doc i haven’t been able to get my body temperature below 38 degrees for 24 hrs what should i do” & they go “oh that’s okay! the adult human body can survive fever for 5-7 days so call us in a week if ur still alive”

#greatest country on earth #lina laments.txt

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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY MY PRINCESSES SORRY I AM LATE I WAS GETTING DAY DRUNK AND ENJOYING THE SUN IN THE ANTWERP

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me and @yugocar discussing symbolism vs technique in traditional and modern paintings after 4 drinks

#i knocked over a beer she knocked over her bag #next on the list is toppling the dutch monarchy #lina laments.txt #spent literal fucking AGES trying to find this gif and then it was WEBP

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eating pihtije today and thinking of @yugocar <3

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love & light to beyonce giselle knowles but personally i’d rather be waterboarded & shot by a firing squad than write the line “i raised this man & his kids” about someone 14 years my senior who groomed me & then cheated on me while pregnant in front of the entire world

#and he’s UGLY #like all things aside he doesn’t even have that going for him #girl stand the fuck up damn #lina laments.txt

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wait march 10th.... it's also the birthday of... no, i shan't say

#happy 107th birthday to the people's princess #lina laments.txt

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my boss is an actual gift but scheduling this meeting abt our job satisfaction at 9 am on a friday when i’m going to the office should have her tried in the hague

#do NOT ask for my opinion on anything before 11am #lina laments.txt

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they're deliberately releasing the new season of iwtv in may because they know if they released it in october like last time it would cause a second jonestown for gay people

#iwtv #just the thought of watching that when it gets dark at 4pm makes me hurl #seeing claudia get abandoned & destroyed in the worst way possible will either kill me or free me #stay tuned may 12th to find out which one #lina laments.txt

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this was listed in the romcom section at the thrift store

#lina laments.txt