#lil dude. you cannot eat my plastic sandwich bag. stop this foolishness.

[essektheylyss]

I just had a very nice moment with a little wasp that sat next to me and cleaned herself while I was reading, and then immediately after almost got MUGGED BY A SQUIRREL.

I am very comfortable being around critters but goddamn some of them really need to be less comfortable around humans.

#it was just under my bench and i was like 'alright whatever' but then it hopped up and TRIED TO WRESTLE MY WRAPPED SANDWICH AWAY FROM ME #lil dude. you cannot eat my plastic sandwich bag. stop this foolishness. #I got distracted worrying about one of its feet the toes were kinda mangled #it didn't look like it had any issue rn but it did seem to have broken them in the past. one of the toes was at a hella weird angle. #anyway. i do not know when i got perfectly comfortable letting critters hang out near me but #good lord people need to STOP FEEDING THE SQUIRRELS for this reason #a squirrel should not feel comfortable enough to try to BEST ME IN A WRESTLING MATCH FOR A SANDWICH.