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goddessofthundathighs · 2 years

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A continuation of this blurb/imagine or whatever you wanna call it.

4/20. The official stoner’s holiday. Hennessy had been prepping her stash for the big day, knowing that selling out would be inevitable. She was thankful that her roommate opted not to come back for the spring semester, allowing her to expand her makeshift grow house into the other bedroom. The lighting was better there anyway.

Though she was thankful for the extra space, she wished she could get into the campus’ greenhouse, but so far, convincing Dr. Turner had yielded less than pleasing results. She hoped that the research she had been conducting on a certain Navy vet would change the old man’s mind.

Just as she finished packing the last nug into its respective jar, her phone dinged.

Menu?

I believe the proper greeting is “Hello”, Killmonger. I’ma teach your rude ass some manners one of these days.

She shook her head in playful annoyance as she watched the three dots appear on the screen signaling his response.

Nigga fuck all that. I got some shit to take care of and I need some stress relief. You got me or what?

“I should tell his bratty ass nah just to be spiteful”, she says out loud. Though Erik was her best customer, he always managed to get under her skin, much to her disdain.

And no girly shit, he types back before she can respond.

“Oh well then you about to be pissed, my nigga,” she smiles mischievously.

My crib, 10 minutes cuz I got class at 1:00.

I’m at ya door.

“Thirsty ass!” she yells to the closed door before unlocking it. There, in all of his menacingly handsome glory stood her favorite headache.

“Don’t get cocky, lil nigga. I can always find another plug,” he torts, poking her forehead as he steps into the apartment.

“You’ll be back, hoe. You always come back.”

“Cuz ya shit fire, duh,” he says sticking his tongue out.

“No shit, Sherlock. So you tryna relax, huh?”

“Yeh, whatchu got for me?”

She pulls a small pink container from the shelf, sealed with a weed plant Moon Scepter.

“Meet Usagi. I’ve been smoking her for about 2 weeks now. Euphoric and relaxed effects with a slight citrus flavor, kinda like an orange.”

“I thought I said no girly shit,” he says with an eye roll, twirling the container between his fingers.

“Nigga you gone get what I give you and be happy. You ain’t even smoked it yet. Besides, you said yourself you like fruity flavors.”

“Aight whateva. I need something for creativity too. Got a project coming up that needs my undivided attention.”

“Ooh, what kind of project?” she perks, hoping he’ll let her in on another section of his already mysterious life.

“Gotta decode some shit my pops left me,” he says matter of factly.

“Can I help? I’m good with puzzles and shit.”

“Nah, you good, Mini Menace. This is some shit I gotta handle on my own. You got something?”

Damn, almost had his ass, she thinks to herself before grabbing another jar.

“You’ll like this one. I call it Hokage. Creative, focused effects with a sweet berry flavor.”

“Ooh, gimme a couple of them,” he grins.

Shy giggles, securing each jar into its own Cinnamoroll baggie before handing them to him.

“Nigga at least get some Naruto or My Hero packaging if you gone do anime,” he fusses playfully.

“I’ll think about it. Speaking of My Hero, I just renewed my Crunchyroll subscription. Got time to put me onto some new shit?”

He grins widely, reaching for her Blazy Susan rolling tray. “I gotchu.”

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songficsbyrissi · 4 years

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imma just tell you to do 1 thru 80. yep the whole list lol

Damn anon 😭🥴 that’s a lot but fuck it

what’s your favourite memory?

Going to ATL and visiting the trap museum. Ended the night with some Krab Queenz! I wanna go back 🥺

what song(s) describe your mood right now?

Bored in the house and I’m in the house bored by some dude on TikTok (I don’t use TikTok but I know that’s from TikTok)

tea or coffee?

Tea! Green tea to be exact

sunsets or sunrises?

Both are pretty but imma go with sunrises

vanilla, chocolate or strawberry?

Are we talking ice cream or a man? Cuz I think it’s obvious I love chocolate men 😛😛😛

rain or sun?

🌞

is your first language english? if not, what is it?

Yes it is.

do you like your ice crushed or in big blocks?

Big blocks!

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My face. Lol I don’t like my face. I wish I was cuter and my skin wasn’t acne prone 😭

who are you closest to, your father or mother?

Im not really close to either tbh. We don’t have a bad relationship but I’m not close to either of them. I got the same bond with both of them

what time period would you like to live in other than your own?

The time period where I’m rich.

is it hot or cold right now?

Hot 🥵

what is your accent?

I don’t think I really have one lol. Then again no one thinks they have one. I would say Boston but I don’t have the stereotypical one y’all think about. White Bostonians have that and I’m full nigga.

has anyone ever saved you from a situation? if so, what happened?

I was on verge of dying when I was a infant and my grandma saved me. Gotta love those island remedies.

who did you last hug?

I have no clue because I am not really a hugger 😂

who are your top 5 fictional characters?

In no order whatsoever:

1. Any of the characters from Brooklyn Nine Nine. (I love that show and every character is hilarious

2. Sakura from the anime Naruto (shorty gets way too much hate for no reason and I hate it)

3. Izuku/Deku from My Hero Academia (he’s so adorable)

4. Todoroki from my hero academia

5. Jay from Big Mouth

how have you changed in the past year or two?

I’m more educated, more understanding, and acknowledging I’m not a bad person but I’m not a perfect person. I got flaws but I’m not toxic

biggest regret(s)?

I don’t like regret things cuz I’d like to believe everything happens for a reason but what I do regret is probably not going away for college. I mean on the bright side I saved a shit load of money but that freedom would’ve been amazing 😢

biggest fear(s)?

Snakes, Heights, Republicans holding a vast majority in Congress, and ending up unhappy in life.

is your room messy or clean?

Tbh it’s messy right now but it’s not my fault 😭 I share a room.

have you ever had a near death experience?

Besides what happened when I was an infant, nah.

favourite scent?

Vanilla Cake or Birthday cake. I love bakery scents to smell. As for the scents to wear, it can be anything but it gotta be sweet and pleasing to the nose.

would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

Yep cuz imma stay my black ass home and board up the windows.

what lyric(s) do you love?

“If I fall, dust it off and regain my self

Fuck 'em all, they don't know all the pain I felt” - J.Cole

what do you like about yourself?

My humor.

what would you change about yourself?

A lot. I rather not go into detail 😭

do you like your handwriting?

Yeah I think it’s cute. Could be better.

how do you like to style your hair?

I switch up my hair so many times. I like it down with a side part.

what time is it?

At the time I’m at this question, it is 10:07 PM

what time did you wake up today?

12:30ish

what are your bad habits?

Not putting my clothes in a hanger after coming home 😭

what was your first fandom?

I’ve been in fandoms before I even knew what they were but my first tumblr was Chrae.

burger or pizza?

I love pizza but I be craving burgers more.

do you have any unusual talents?

I don’t think so. I mean I can roll my tongue in that clover shape but that’s it lol

when did you last feel infinite?

I’m not sure what this means 😂

when did you last cry?

A while back, by myself at 2 AM.

who was the latest person to see you cry?

No one. I don’t like crying in front of people.

best movie?

A Goofy Movie

best tv series?

Brooklyn Nine Nine.

have you ever wrote fanfiction?

Lol this is fanfiction so yeah

are you happy?

Nope

do you really relate to your zodiac?

Yeah. I’m an ♈️ and I match some of the traits

what year was you born in?

1998 🙈

do you often find yourself jealous?

Nope

are you a fan of 80′s music?

If it’s not MJ, then I ain’t listening to it.

what has been your most vivid nightmare?

One where my dad and brother died. It was after Kobe and Gigi’s death so it made sense, kinda.

what has been your most vivid dream?

Me getting rawed in my school library. Lowkey mad it wasn’t real.

have you ever had your first kiss?

No 😭 I’m pathetic, I know.

what has been your most intimate moment?

N/A

do you usually start conversations?

Only if I have to.

are you superstitious?

I don’t believe in superstitions but I don’t take chances with them either. It’s weird.

what do you believe in most, ghosts or aliens?

Ghosts.

what song(s) do you hate?

I fucking hate “I’m a gummy bear” song and that’s my brother’s fault

turn ons?

I have a lot. A nice smile, funny, caring, big dick, sweet, tall, smelling good, good hygiene etc.

turn offs?

The exact opposite of what I listed. To add onto that, is being mean/rude for no reason.

are you comfortable with talking about your flaws?

A little bit.

what are your otp’s?

Delena, Brucas, Sasusaku, Izuocha, etc.

do you have any bizarre experiences?

Not that I can think of.

do you have a night/morning routine?

Just a skin routine

do you have a bittersweet memory?

Any memories with people that are not in my life anymore. We had some good times but I don’t miss them. Bittersweet af.

are there any friends that you miss?

Nope. Stay gone, bitch.

do you have an enemy?

No.

are you a night owl or an early bird?

Night owl but I’m a early bird when I need to be.

what is your dream job?

Being my own boss.

if you had to pick a fictional universe to live in forever, which one would you pick and why?

My Hero Academia because chances are I’ll have a quirk which is dope.

do you know any form of self-defence?

Kinda

favourite planet?

Uranus because I’m childish af 😂😂😂

do you consider yourself to be more masculine, feminine or a mixture?

A mixture

do you rely on others or do others rely on you?

Rely on me. I hate relying on others.

what do you think happens once someone dies?

Heaven or Hell.

are you a leader?

Ehhh

what question do you hate answering?

“Is that your real hair?”

do you believe in guardian angels?

Ehhh maybe. Idk

can you rap?

Songs that were already made? Sure

how do you stay warm?

A blanket

do you want to be in a relationship?

Yes sir.

how was your day?

Aight.

are there any fictional universes you would not want to be in?

Family Guy.

what fictional character do you relate to the most?

Squidward

who hurt you last?

My bitchass cousin. Fuck that bitch and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Yay!!! I did it lol

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