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#like no wonder they hate their job. theyre a theater kid whos stuck taking care of toddlers
hyperrealisticblood · 5 months
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as a long time believer in the idea of sun being the robot equivalent of a minimum wage employee who hates his job and is constantly seconds away from killing everyone in the room and then himself, yeah help wanted 2 is good
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bernie-bear · 5 years
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fe13 modern au
chrom: conglomerate ceo, slave to capitalism :(
avatar: tenured history & politics professor. has been featured on a few ted talks
lissa: youtuber/instagram person who bakes. has like 2 recipe books out
frederick: works in the same corp as chrom in compliance. his employees hate him
sully: sports coach for a women's soccer team
virion: shifty investor who only flies first class
stahl: operations manager at a local bank
vaike: truck driver. i dont know i dont care for vaike
miriel: tenured biochemistry research professor
sumia: bakes alongside lissa occasionally but otherwise runs her own shop
kellam: government intelligence officer working in covert ops. im serious people who work in that kind of stuff need to be inconspicuous and who else is better for the job
donnel: high school counselor
lonqu: head of security at basilios company
ricken: that white guy who has a fulbright teaching kids english in asia
maribelle: corporate lawyer for chrom's conglomerate
panne: wildlife conversation project coordinator
gaius: con artist - think nick wilde but way less edgy. but everyone thinks he manages an ice cream shop
cordelia: non profit fundraising coordinator. previously worked in law
gregor: works under lonqu in security
nowi: movie actress!!! she loves doing fantasy movies
libra: priest. what else
tharja: pharmaceutical researcher. scary concept!
olivia: choreographer for musical artists
cherche: preschool teacher who also does those cooking classes at home
henry: a vet fresh out of vet school
the second gens are all college students
lucina: international relations major slated to take over her dad's company. has been to a frat party once and will never come back
morgan: dual major in history and math. doesnt know what theyre gonna in the future other than be an academic
owain: english major and theater minor who looks like a frat guy but is quickly disappointing to all the thots and abgs!
kjelle: physio major on a sports scholarship who'll probably become a professional athlete
laurent: chemistry major who'll go until his phd to stay in a lab forever watching molecules go pew pew under his microscope to get paid
cynthia: theater major and very much a social butterfly. is one of those annoying acapella people
brady: music major who had to beg his mom to let him be one after he showed that he was no good at any academics. occasionally goes out
yarne: biology major whos probably not gonna use his major after grad. tells everyone hes not gonna go out but has major fomo, then regrets going to the party hes at
severa: econ major because no one likes econ majors. is stuck in the vicious spiral that is hookup culture
noire: computer science major who wonders why shes still in the major because its upped her anxiety. plays the harp for the orchestra
nah: philosophy major who hopes nobody knows of her mother's identity. ever since she joined the mock trial team she knew she was going into law school
inigo: physics major and dance minor although no one believes hes a physics major. is unfortunately the guy who either plays sicko mode or mo bamba
gerome: computer science major who took the major because it makes cash and he doesnt have to interact with others. works at the library and hates it
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