#like he goes on and on abt how morty sucks and he can replace him w whoever but DOES HE. does he ever

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like SORRY to be rick and morty posting but

#he didn't wanna do the dimension hopping but when he's forced to do it bc he needs to kill that bastard rick he becomes like. hooked up #like all ricks are bound to do probably #bc he does use it just for fun too. he does put his whole pussy into having fun after a while. which he deserves #anyway. even if it grows on him it's still lonely like he thought #and so he tries to get his best friend his beloved his right hand man his silly rabbit birdperson to join him in like. one of the maybe fiv #moments of weakness. or vulnerability in his life post-dianebethmurder #and gets rejected. which is fine and he doesn't even care btw #and he Continues to be relatively lonely & becomes an alcoholic thru all that citadel bullshit until eventually he finds morty #and now he has his little buddy to dimension hop with for better or worse #more or less intensely for good or bad reasons w good or bad intentions but heeee mortyyy he is soooo special #only rick in the land who loves his morty baybay and maybe he doesn't do it well at all but considering where the bar is #morty got real lucky i guess #like he goes on and on abt how morty sucks and he can replace him w whoever but DOES HE. does he ever #like go tf ahead buddy get a new one what are u still doing here. did you perhaps get attached to this morty. surely not #he doesn't even have the strength to replace morty w his other grandkid like. come on #the closest he ever gets to actually replacing him is when crows teach him the way of Being A Decent Person and as he always does when he #realizes he's terrible he removes himself from the family and leaves. w the crows. before crawling back like the sad grandpa that he is #oh nay