#like even twitter being a close contender I get like stray het tweets

[thegayisveryreal]

I always forget that there are like straight people on tumblr because it’s really THE gay social media™

#like no other social media app is truly as queer as tumblr #not twitter #or tiktok #or really anything else #like even twitter being a close contender I get like stray het tweets #whereas on tumblr I don’t really see ANYTHING straight unless I actively seek it out #cishets on here really are like those deep sea marine life creatures hiding in the dark at the bottom of the mariana trench #and the rest of us are just the goofy nerdy scientists who send a vessel down there to search for them because like do they exist? who knows #guess we’ll find out! #and sometimes when you do find one of these deep sea creatures you instantly regret it #because you’ve just unlocked one of mankind’s worst horrors imaginable and you want to lock it back into the abyss it came from #which I think really encapsulates the cishet experience because sometimes I want to bleach my eyes anytime I see them at it again #like you’re really just sitting there in a state of what the actual fuck is going on #just me things