#like Jim is tryina date and girl is like 'omg what's your sign' and he just has to fucking let out the longest fucking sigh

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Hey since in Kelvin timeline Jim was born in the middle of space would he still count as a Capricorn or...

#james t kirk #jim kirk #kelvin timeline #or would we have to find a whole new system for people born off planets #like is there trek drama about people born under different zodiacs like #'yeah i was going to be a taurus but my mom gave birth on a spacestation so now i'm a oaiguasd' or something #like can you fucking imagine the drama of being born in a shuttle like that #like Jim is tryina date and girl is like 'omg what's your sign' and he just has to fucking let out the longest fucking sigh #someone has a job of just updating the zodiac every time a new planet or station is added to the federation #or someone happens to be born in a point in space like #'yeah i was born in june but my parents were in the Larawagian system so i consider myself a scorpio' bc thats like the center of scorpius #like how much would that factor in or would another person be like 'that's bullshit you know youre a Uaisdufa based on the stardate' #i wanna know about space zodiac drama so badly