#like I remember when we went shopping and bought a loaf of garlic bread (organic stone oven) and just kept nibbling at it

[museenkuss]

Hi ladies have you heard of putting garlic in dishes? Game changer.

#I’m so serious #my mother HATES garlic (unless it’s in food she eats outside of the home where she magically rarely notices it) #so my father was never allowed to cook with it and I had a trained on fear of it #when I got older my father and me would sometimes sneakily eat garlic #like I remember when we went shopping and bought a loaf of garlic bread (organic stone oven) and just kept nibbling at it #until we’d devoured the whole thing. just full on shamelessly wolving down garlic bread while standing in the street #and then we got a headache. #nowadays whenever I go out to eat and come back smelling like garlic hes all 👀 ohhh garlic??? #anyhow. he put a herb mix into my salad and there’s garlic in there #and I was all WOW best salad ever?! :0 #🦪.txt #also I’m being a little unfair to her. she can’t have garlic bc it’s not good for her I think? #but her attitude has become so hostile and grossed out towards it. which is mean.