#like 'really Loki? REALLY? people think i'm hiding naturally red hair??? which of our parents has red hair Loki!!!!'

[worstloki]

Loki: Thor is sooooo smooth and aerodynamic Thor: no i'm not!!!! Loki: you won't believe how well he propels through water Thor: WHY are you SLANDERING me Loki: one time he hit into a rock so hard his particles slid right through to the other side Thor: BLATANT PROPAGANDA?!!!!!

#i think rumours about Loki go around Asgard naturally and i think rumours about Thor are mostly there because Loki thinks it'd be funny #there's a 50/50 ratio on rumours about either bro this way #Loki keeps the balance up #Thor finds this very funny too and knows but is still flabbergasted at the rumours #like 'really Loki? REALLY? people think i'm hiding naturally red hair??? which of our parents has red hair Loki!!!!' #‘do they really believe this one?’ ‘I don’t know how either but yes apparently some are very invested in it’ #loki just yelling a new rumour out of a window of some street thor is walking on and he turns around and points at loki like 'STOP THAT!!!' #they mess around this way #i think thor makes up rumours about loki and spreads those too actually #they think it's hilarious