#licherally i read them for the roasts

[jobey-wan-kenobi]

"I don't know what I'd do without Leslie, especially just now when Gilbert is so busy. He's hardly ever home except for a few hours in the wee sma's. He's really working himself to death. So many of the over-harbor people send for him now."

"They might better be content with their own doctor," said Miss Cornelia. "Thought to be sure I can't blame them, for he's a Methodist. Ever since Dr. Blythe brought Mrs. Allonby round folks think he can raise the dead. I believe Dr. Dave is a mite jealous—just like a man. He thinks Dr. Blythe has too many new-fangled notions! 'Well,' I says to him, 'it was a new-fangled notion saved Rhoda Allonby. If YOU'D been attending her she'd have died, and had a tombstone saying it had pleased God to take her away.' Oh, I DO like to speak my mind to Dr. Dave! He's bossed the Glen for years, and he thinks he's forgotten more than other people ever knew."

— Anne's House of Dreams

#cornelia bryant #her back must sure be bent from carrying this whole damn book #anne's house of dreams #aogg #l.m. montgomery #i feel such a disconnect from the visual media and cottagecore-ness surrounding these books #licherally i read them for the roasts #... AND HAD A TOMBSTONE SAYING IT HAD PLEASED GOD TO TAKE HER AWAY #oh maaan that one is coppernob goals my friends

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@wonhos-fabuloso​ wanted a chart roast nd im so sorry this was meant to be posted hrs ago i started fighting my bad 😭😭😭😭

sooooooooo your chart is really harmonious with all these trines (ill get to those in a second) but lets talk abt your fire dominance!!!!!!!!! you have like 6 fire placements nd only one water placement so u really just roughing it out here. when i drag u on this i am also dragging myself so i know but fire doms......we’re crazy FKAKFAKFLKAF we’re either impatient or have short tempers or both. 

nd youre a fire dom, aries sun, sag moon. u might as well change your first name to impulsivity nd your last name should be HARD-HEADED! if someone is saying something u don’t fuck with you are NAWT LISTENING AT ALLLLLLLLLL! everyone that knows u well knows not to waste their breath trying to get u to do something u dont want to do 😭😭😭😭if u wanted to blow up the grand canyon no one would be able to stop u

um looking at your sun, moon nd mercury i get the feeling that as a kid u could be a lil rude. not on purpose nd not at extremes  but u definitely think before u speak nd sag moons have to be force fed tact.........sag placements really are blunt as all hell nd youre moon like your moon  sign when youre young so 👁👁 i KNOW your family has stories abt u saying the funniest shit as kids

so u have a  virgo mars nd a aries stellium in  6th house. 6th house is the house of service nd work (nd is the house of virgo) so u naturally have a lot of virgoan energy abt u!!!!!!! youre definitely a perfectionist nd your anxiety abt work nd health prolly beats your ass sometimes........youre a hard worker but u don’t take breaks nd youre rarely satisfied. PLUS youre an aries so u never sit your ass down so youre licherally the type to work or overthink yourself to death. ESP bc your sun is in 6th house

this isnt a read or anything but if u ever find yourself anxious nd worked up physical activity is probably a great way to clear your thoughts. aries placements benefit from moving around nd DOING SHIT!

aries venus................THOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aries venuses are maybe the funniest of thot venus line (aries, libra, sag, leo) bc yall will fall for complete strangers then the moment yall get them to like yall.....................bam yall done moving on to the next person. like yall will claim yall are in love but cant name 2 things u like abt a crush 😭😭😭 but i do think aries venuses r the best of the thot line bc while yall ARE obsessed with the chase yall tend to be really upbeat nd energetic so yall dont do harm to the ppl u befriend for two weeks. 

just at a glance u have quite a few trines which is good it means a lot of your placements are in harmony which brings a lot of natural talent, ease of accessing your energy etc etc. the only downside isssssssssssssss u can be so used to life going smoothly for u when things fuck up u can become demoralized nd lost! but tbh youre an aries ure a human battery yall will ALWAYS pop back up

#birf chart roasting