#let's be clear i think they'd be intimidating in size (tooru) and attitude (morisuke) but at the end of the day no random flirt was harmed

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noya and his sassy boyfie yaku and their sassy boyfie Oikawa

IMAGINE SOMEONE HITTING ON NOYA AT A GAME AND HES LIKE “I’m taken.” BUT THEY DONT GO AWAY. NOYA TELLS THEM ITS YHEIR FUNERAL(Which they laugh off) AND IT CONTINUES WITH HIM IGNORING THEM IN FAVOR OF HIS BOYFRIENDS. AND AFTER THE GAME THAT SAME PERSON IS HITTING ON HIM AND HE JUST GRINS AS TWO PEOPLE CLEAR THEIR THROATS. AND THE FLIRT TURNS AROUND TO SEE THESE BIG-TIME VB PLAYERS GLOWERING AT THEM.

LMFAOOO okay i find all of this so entertaining because. listen. noya traveled the world for almost a decade so he is used to being hit on, c'mon. he knows how to handle himself and i think it's hilarious that he's like, "i'm taken." unbothered and then when the person doesn't quit he just laughs and goes, "it's your funeral then dude!" because he may be chill about it but you know who isn't? his boyfriends. girl yaku and oikawa are both the jealous and slightly possessive type (not in an excessive or creepy way tho they wouldn't be together otherwise) each in his own way and terms so yeah! hitting on their boyfriends? it is your funeral lol you were warned :')

#let's be clear i think they'd be intimidating in size (tooru) and attitude (morisuke) but at the end of the day no random flirt was harmed #physically at least. (for now) (you know yaku the dude will kick someone in the shin if he needs to) #still i imagine yaku to be curt and cold and oikawa just outright saccarine but mean. they very funny to me lol #as for noya like i said he can handle himself just fine. could backsass or physically yeet someone in a sec he's just there for the game #unbothered confident king gives no shit lol #oiyakunoya #haikyuu #asks