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reyraccoon · 2 years
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*falls through the door*
did someone say cinderella au-
pls do elaborate
Jshdjwdjd OKAY for the record- I haven’t really thought it through, so things are subject to change- change to whatever makes me laugh the most xD This is mostly a parody with the sole purpose of making fun of Anne losing her shoe (hehe sole)
This ended up being longer than I anticipated so gonna put it under the cut. Pull up a chair and get ready for some nonsense.
But okay okay
CinderAnne, shoe loser extraordinaire, can’t go a week without losing her shoe. It’s always the right one too, it’s very annoying. It somehow always comes back but it also disappears just as easily
She has to learn responsibility or some shit, every time she loses her shoe she can just Hear her mother’s ghost scolding her in Thai… She is not dead (as if Mrs. Boonchuy could be defeated by death) but Anne hasn’t talked to her or her dad in a long time
The Boonchuy parents sent her to America to live with a family friend(?) while she studies, or at least figures out what to do with her life. They’re way too busy managing their very successful restaurants in Bangkok. They send money to Anne for whatever she needs… which Andriass pockets for himself and his precious “overlords” Wannabe Punk little shits that are never seen separated and speak in unison (they give Anne the creeps and rather than names just refers to them as a collective “The. Night/core”)
Not only does Anne not receive the money her parents send her, AndriAss ensures she doesn’t get to talk to them, intercepting their letters, making excuses when they call and telling Anne “no they are not available to speak to you nor do they want to, silly, you are not responsible enough” again the freaking responsibility- a girl loses a shoe constantly and automatically everyone assumes she is irresponsible-
Andriass can’t allow Anne having a life, God forbid she learns independence and reconnects with friends or family, so he gives her all the chores in the (huge) house. He is also in charge of tutoring Anne so you know she gets an unholy amount of assignments and homework to study
Anne: is this abuse?
Andriass: What? Of course not. This is all according to your parents wishes
Meanwhile, Sasharcy is alive and strong. Imagine Romeo and Juliet but when they declared their love for one another the families were like “k” just super chill about it. The Waybright’s and the Wu’s are just super rich and a huge deal in town. They’re practically royalty… The big W’s. (No idk why I’ll figure it out) Anne, having been isolated since she moved doesn’t know about them- all she knows is there’s going to be a Huge party- supposedly an engagement party? Ah who cares! She WILL go to that party so help her frog-
She definitely needs to go out, she can’t keep having conversations with the frogs in the backyard- yes she made them little clothes it was for Science purposes shut up.
Anne actually completed all her tasks and was sure this show of Responsibility(Tm) would convince Andriass to let her go to the party. That is until he looks down and points out that her shoe is missing.
“It’s not lost! It’s- it’s gotta be in the backyard!” But Andriass doesn’t care about this have fun digging for a shoe CinderAnne!
She found the shoe, but it didn’t matter. There was no way she could go… Andrias took his overlords and left to the party.
Anne was sure she was losing it when she first started talking to the frogs, so when this being called Valeriana just appeared out of nowhere and claimed to be her fairy godmother she accepted the fact she had finally snapped and went with it. The frogs are now her companions to the party and they’re going in a limo, if you look important enough no one will question your presence regardless of “being on the guest list” or any of that nonsense right?
Valeriana just outright gives Anne all she needs for the party, ride, outfit and-
Anne: Dude wtf glass slippers?
Valeriana: Yes! These are magic slippers, they won’t break and they are the perfect fit so they won’t fall- why are you taking them off?!
Anne: I am wearing my normal shoes. If I am wearing this huge dress no one can see them anyways and I am NOT dancing on glass slippers
Valeriana: well the prophecies do have a line about shoes but-
Anne: Can you talk normally please? Jeez
That will definitely end well
That’s all I will write for now because it’s already too much and I have schoolwork lmao
Again this isn’t set in stone and may be changed if something better/funnier is brought up, suggestions and thoughts are welcomed!
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