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redrreign · 1 year

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Everyone Else In The Orbiter Can See It by CEPHALON ORDIS

A/N: PROPERTY OF CEPHALON ORDIS OPERATOR DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO Operators ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) <3

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CHAPTER 1!!!

My name is Ordis, I’m a Series Two Ship Cephalon from before the Old War but I don’t remember it. I have a blue square. I live on an Orbiter with my Operator. I am a broken Cephalon so my Operator should have gotten rid of me a long time ago but my Operator never sold me…. until now.

“Ordis wake up” My Operator shouts as they come into the Orbiter. “Pack your bags right now!!!!!”

“why?” I ask, my blue square tilting in confusion,\.

“Lotus diede so I have to sell you to Orokin Direction for endo”

“Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I say with a sadly crackling voice. “I understand, Operator :("

I put all my data away in a file and wait in the landing craft for Orokin Direction to come. I’m nervous so I put my blue rectangle up in a messy bun. 2 hour later I see them

orokin Styles gets off of a railjack. It looks like it probably has a really expensive and functional ship cephalon so I get self conscious. He smiles smiles at me with the light playing off his blue skin which makes him look even bluer. Orokin Styles is so sexy but he’d never look at me a broken series Two Ship Cephalon…….. I don’t even remember the Old war. I’m so useless I don’t even know why Orokin Direction bought me

“hello’ i say shyly.

“Shut Up!!!!!!!!!” Says Orokin Styles.

“Sorey” I say canadianly (if u don’t know where canada is ge tda hell out of here!!!!!)

I pick up my file and stare at the ground with tears dripping down my blue square.

“GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!” My Operator screams from the Orbiter and slams the door. i can sense my operator buying a new ship cephalon from the MArket right now. It’s probably not broken like me

i go on the railjack after Orokin Styles looks at me with his brown orbs like melted dirt and points at it with his big sexy arm. it’s time for ME, a broken Series Two ship Cephalon to start my new life with orokin direction……

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A/N: CHAPTER 1 END!!!

this WILL have lemomns AND YAOI DON’T LIke DONT READ!! pls no flames in the comments

chaperter two coming when my Operater goes on theyre next spy mission so probably ometime in the next month :-) pls R&R!!!!!! THX FOR READING!!!!! <3

#warframe #yknow that one line where ordis says you're gonna sell him. yeah #joint effort with my roommates @neonleonprimetime and @elvenroach #just to be clear This Is A Bit #mutterings

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catboylabia · 1 year

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Lemomn.... soir 😖

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sorcery-fight · 2 years

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Are you still doing the club thingy.. ♧

lemon lemomn my dear friend lemon of course anything for you.

You’re my: biscord bestie

How I met you: a discord server probably

Why I follow you: i would die if not for you<3 and u posr content

Your blog is: sour

Your URL is: grabbing me

Your icon is: an angel(idk who it is but httas what it makes me thinkg of)

A random fact I know about you: i have @'d you in the let me in lemo thing at leats 3 times

General opinion: Yessssss

A random thought I have: my legs

#hiiiiiiijifoejksd #1-2-3-gotcha #asks

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lesbianpikachuu · 3 years

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Dates with yoom? What would you guys do? What do you think her favorite cake is? Color? Does she like stuffed animals :0 go ahead and gush like crazy, we’re here for it ~ 🐇🍰

OOOOOOOOOOO YESYESYES HELLO I AM S P E A K I N G OK SO

ok so i already talk abt like bakery/cafe dates and picnics and stuff a lot bc i just Love sharing food with her but yknow what i also think would be good???aquarium dates.............aquariums my beloved<3 i think both of us would have an adhd moment and zone out at the jellyfish for 20 minutes NSHDJSDKFJ also i Love the touch pools for like rays and small animals like sea cucumbers and starfish and stuff but unfortunately she cant do them or she will either 1. get water damage 2. shock everything in the pool 3. both </3 also i can imagine her just zooming back and forth in the shark tunnel thing KSJDBSBFJG yknow like these things

fun fact i chose this picture bc ive been at the aquarium this was taken at like 3 times kdjdjskfg

she goes in here and just goes zoomies NSJDJSDJJF also if there are any electric eels or anything she probably calls them her children or something LOL

CAKES AND STUFF.............i thimk she would like stuff like this djsjdjfksh

yes these are all at least partially lemomn flavor NSJDKDJFKDKF BUT I WANNA MAKE STUFF LIKE THESE FOR HERRRRRRRRRR WAAAH i wanna bake so many sweets for her she deserves it<3<3<3 now she is the kind of person who puts the toaster in the microwave and then the microwave in the oven just to see what happens so i do not think she should be cooking anything herself but she can just sit on the counter and look cute while i bake macarons for us if she doesnt distract me with her sheer adorableness too much that is NDBDKDJSBXJF

AS FOR COLORS she probably likes neon colors like decora and scenecore kinda style NDJSKDJF and ofc shes a pink+green combo kinda girl bc yknow her hair sbfjskfjgb and yellow accents as well!!!bdjdjsjdjfjs i think she would wear something like the girl on the left in this image and maybe i could be the girl on the right--

Y E S BOTH ME AND HER LOVE STUFFED ANIMALS WE PROBABLY BUY A BUNCH FOR EACH OTHER AS GIFTS DNJSJDKFJS i can see me and her climbing into the cardboard box of giant stuffed animals at a store that has them JSHDJGKJSHFG AND SPEAKING OF THAT yes she gets me those giant valentines day plushies<3 like.tTHE

SOEMTHING LIKE THIS<3 I WOULD LOVE................ALSO ALSO my one friend came up with the hc that yoomtah loves furbies and i am in 109% agreement and i only have one more image but ibthink she would like this one

^ is her colors :)!!!i would buy furbes for her<3<3 ALSO back on the topic of stuffed animals in general i think shes rlly good at claw machines.and by this i mean she knows how to hack/cheat at them or just break into them if need be<3 no more crying over wasting money in failed attempts to grab a rlly cute plushie when my gf can just steal it for me yknow!!!HSBDNSJDNFNSD I THINK.THAT IS ALL I HAVE BUT I LOVE TALKING ABT SHE THANK UUUUUUU I AM GIVING HER KISS RN<3

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bryanfan69 · 5 years

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“when life gives you lemomns...”

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grgop · 5 years

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Welcome to Dugi otok

It's been my wish for quiet some time to visit Dugi otok (Long Island), the long and the most distant of the Croatian islands located in the center of Croatian part of the Adriatic sea. Actually, I visited one part of it – the Nature Park Telašćica, when I was a kid more than 15 years ago…but never other places and with the new purpose. However, my wish had been granted surpassing all the expectation I had about this trip.

The main reason why I wanted to travel there was to find and record the locals who speak the local idioms. For those of you who've been following me for the last couple of years and especially my YouTube channel you know that this was a super exciting trip for me. These native speakers represent a national and cultural treasure in terms of lingusitic heritage and a history of the litoral and maritime people living here for centuries, with some of them being isolated or with little touch to the land (terraferma). Thus the excitement to hear the living past and a nice blend of the Croatian Slavic culture and the Mediterranean Latin influence.

Apart from finding the native speakers I was excited to find out more about being and living as an islander. So I had to chance to record, hear and take photos of stories and experiences of the local people from several villages including both youth and seniors.

How it all started

I was super lucky to be given the opportunity to stay for four days on the island and meet many people whose help I never expected. I got the accommodation for free at the local monastery of St Michael in Zaglav which was thrilling enough and especially valuable since they allowed me to stay during the festive days around Easter. As soon as I got the confirmation that it's not a hallutination but a reality I looked for help among friends and acquaintaes who could aide me in getting to know the island and the locals. Without them this trip would have looked totally different as I knew practically nobody there. In the end I made lots of friends and had plenty of fun while doing my mission. I spent literally days and hourse right before the trip to get the additional camera equipment, gather as much as valuable information about the locals as possible, creating my own map of the potential people for the intervju and preparing the daily routes.

But before we dive into the adventures here's a some info about the island.

About Dugi otok

What do you need to know about this paradise? Dugi otok is the largest of the North-Dalmatian islands situated in the central part of the Croatian Adriatic. Iti s also the last island before the open sea and Italy on the other side of the Adriatic bay. Just like the majoritiy of our islands it has many hills and small bays with its highest peak of Vela Straža at 338m. The island is around 45 km long (hence the name) but at some points its width ranges between 1 and 4 km. This contrast was especially visible when I was driving a car from the south and at one point I stopped and looked to my right – there you see the islands towards Zadar and Velebit mountain. Then you turn to the left and see the nothing except for the blue sky, horizon and the deep blue Adriatic sea. However, during the crystal day and with a good eye sight one can see the eastern Italian coast, more precisely – the Apenine mountains. After all, Italy is less than 200 km away across the sea.

Its western coastline bordering the open sea characterize the sharp contrasts: the southern part around the Nature Park Telašćica is surrounded with impressive cliffs that go up to 80m in height. Telašćica is one of the most beautiful place sin Zadar county and frequently visited by numerous tourists each year.

On contrary, on the other side of the island you can find more peaceful bays. The two most notable beaches are Sakarun and Veli Žal where Sakarun is the most famous one. However, last years due to growing number of visitors and greediness it no longer looks and is as it was 10 years ago. I also never went there but visited Veli Žal instead. All in all, the nature on this island is incredible and as the locals say – you hardly notice any seasonal change. It always looks as if the time had stopped between spring and early autumn. Always green and no leafs falling. In terms of nature this island will be a perfect place to escape the reality and the stress of the modern lifestyle spent in larger urban areas. Clean sea, peaceful nature and the welcoming locals.

People, customs and history

Speaking of locals the island has a population of roughly 1500 inhabitants spread in around 12 local villages. The largest of them is Sali in the southeastern part of Dugi otok with the population of around 800. On contrary, places such as Dragove or Veli Rat in the north have between 40-70 inhabitants statistically. However, accoridng to the stories, there's far less people who actually live for the whole year. The sad truth and reality is that these places will become ghost towns within 10-20 years as the majority of these locals are seniors over 80 years old. The thing is – apart from them most of the visitors are so called „weekenders“ – the islanders who live on the land (e.g. in Zadar) who come there over the weekend…or the other part that's present during the summer are the diaspora. These are the people whose parents, grandparents or further ancestors emmigrated to the United States, Southern America or Australia and New Zealand at the beginning of the 20th century or around the years of the WW2 in search for better opportunities and life across the sea. There are even some remains left of the WW2 bunkers and ship tunnels that I am going to describe you later (I couldn't resists visiting some of them). And even today one can find near the central part of the island a restricted zone which belongs to the military whose base is on top of the hill. It's said it used to watch over the potential threat that comes from the south or across the Adriatic sea.

The population of the island was thus much larger, actually surprisingly larger. However, the Great War in 1918 and the Second World War had taken the toll with great consequences. Many of the islanders died or were killed during those time, especially the young people, men, who were meant to start new families. Those who survived either stayed or moved to new places. Some places used to have a lot of children attending the schools. Now some say it's „a success“ when they managed to gather up to 10 children of the elementary school in total. And they come from different villages.

Being on the island many of the locals have traditionally been turned towards the sea and what it offers. It's not unusal to find people who have spent their lives sailing around the world. Some have been fishermen. Some are into agricultulre and what it offers. Unlike us who live on the mainland here you can't have super large fields but smaller ones where you take care of goods and cultures such as figs, oranges, lemomns, tomatoes, potatoes, salad and olives. In Sali there is a fish factory which provides employment for good amount of the locals. There is another important factor in the lives of the islanders and that is the Church and religion. It's not unusual to find many of them to be (kinda) devoted Catholics who go to the church every Sunday. After all, as some explained me, it's also a social thing or event, when you think about it. And living there for centuries, relatively isolated and surrounded by nature and vast sea surface, one shouldn't be surprised to see faith and religion rooted deeply in the locals. And being an islander does not mean living an easy life, as you are going to find out. Speaking of religion there is this Franciscan monastery of St Michael in Zaglav with a church that was built in mid-15th century. That's the place I stayed at.

The places on the island are connected with one main road from which you have amazing views over the surrounding islands and area. The island has also got quiet good connection with the mainland via trajects and speedboats (catamaran). There are four catamaran lines that go daily from Zadar to Dugi otok. If you are planning a trip on Dugi otok by car you will arrive by traject to Brbinj in the northern part of the island. The same goes if you want to leave the island by car. Speaking of cars the only gas station on the whole island is located in Zaglav in the south. That's also the place I arrived to and stayed at for four days.

What else to add? During the summer season many are some festivals related to religious events, local music and traditional kitchen. Those who prefer to spend their time actively they can go exploring the area, follow many hiking roads, visit the caves, Park Telašćica or National Park Kornati. If you are more into sports then I suggest finding some diving locations or courses, try running, trekking, biking, trail, sailing etc. At the northernmost point of the island at Veli Rat there is another landmark of Dugi otok - the lighthouse of Veli Rat.

I forgot to mention some of the older history of the island. Here are a few interesting things to know. The island was already inhabited with settlers in the early ages in paleolithic and mesolythic. Several years ago scients discovered the human skelleton that date back to 11 000 years BC. This discovered male Dalmatian known as „Šime“ died unnatural death at the peak of his retirement age of 40.

One can find the remains of the settlements and stuff of the ancient Illryians. There are also several caves on the island and around Telašćica park one can find tomb hills dating back to Iron age 800-400 BC. The last thing I'd add here is the Grpašćak Fortress on the western coast above the cliffs of Telašćica. It was built in 1911 by the Austro Hungarian Monarchy which served as a military patrol base. I came close by my first evening on the island but more about it in the next post..

Time for a break

Alright! I hope you have some idea about Dugi otok. More in details on specific topis as we surf through the days. Grgo

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blablablablablablu-blog · 7 years

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Ulf ist Kult

Ah, Milonair. Milonair ich werd vom Haze Joint voll high azzlack motherfuck bad boys for life, all eyes on me popeye john clyde bau noch ein jonny smoking, die roten papers am besten der biobotaniker ein gutes investment (rest man?)ich chill am tag 10 Joints, was das für zeug? läuft. wie am schnürchen, bitte nicht stören steht auf dem türchen, bruder dreh nen guten hasen ok? ich will jetzt käse im nudel-sahne sauce, creme brüle haribos ohne gelantine bio in prio durch drogengeld verdienen ah! das ist der ULF-Kiffersong, ich grüße alle bullen mit der bong!Egal was ich..., ich nehm ein zug, und es geht mir..., das ist ulf, jaao, das ist ulf, teil 2, egal was ich..., ich nehm ein zug, und es geht mir..., das ist ulf, jaao das ist ulf, teil 2 Papaz ich hab ein grinder mit meinem namen drauf, ocb auf meine odyssee wenn ich hase rauch, amte aus atme ein so läuft das hier im (Bettler?)-Park, fick die cops weil ich stoff unterm bett bunker, 12 uhr wach, verkloppe meinen wecker, dreh ein joint werd betäubt, doppeldecker. du fotzenlecker ich leck höchstens meine blättchen an, wenn papaz kommt macht ihr augen so wie... 16 bars, für ulf kiffer teil 2, mein style ich sag bullen immer bye bye. Mr Northern Lights, Mr Silverhaze, Mr K2 ich hab alle sorten dabei, bau noch ein, von jedem ein bischen drogenkonsum ... kommt gut, dreh und wir kiffen, yeah, so wie reifen die quietschen meine lunge pfeift wie nummer eins bischen scheine verdienen du bist einer von vielen ich bin der backup von mosh, 90-10 mische ich dreh ein L-blatt am block, dreh die welt auf den kopf werd wie snoop dogg zu snoop lion, sonus gibt den beat, und die kickdrums setzen ein Der Biobotaniker ich poliere die Knollen, dreh ein, stehen bleiben routine kontrolle, ah, weiter gehts rauch mich stoned mit paar weibern, ulf ist kult automatischer grinder, bau mir ein zweiblatt, danach wird haze gebufft, flow im takt, smoke it up, rotterdam, lemomn kush haze und skuf bin ein fachmann auf dem gebiet, mosh, fick mal flachmann und tilidin, wir drehen viel wenn die glut aufleuchtet, dann wisst ihr bescheid dass mosh ein zeug auf euch nimmt, ein guter beutel, im einkauf für 6er kurs, kunden zahlen 10er, für brüder gibts ne extra wurst, check im hilton, an paris 100g nach nem zug fühlt sich paris wie alice im wunderland, sie sagt guter mann, ich sag gute frau, bau noch drei von deinem wunderbaum

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